1. when one has been in a constant state of drunkeness over the course of several days (almost mistaken for symptoms of alcoholism);
2. drinking as if it were your job (but occurring on vacation).
3. see crunk, trashed, plastered, FUBAR, shitfaced, swampy
2. drinking as if it were your job (but occurring on vacation).
3. see crunk, trashed, plastered, FUBAR, shitfaced, swampy
1. I was convention-drunk this past weekend.
2. I can't wait to get convention-drunk in Puerto Rico!
2. I can't wait to get convention-drunk in Puerto Rico!
by Si Sless January 18, 2010
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(Conveniently Gay Female to Long-Term Male Companion): I'm sorry, but I just don't think we can keep seeing each other.
(Male Companion): What? The wedding is next week, did I do something wrong?
(Conveniently Gay Female): No, my best friend just helped me realize that I am actually gay.
(Male Companion): That sucks...
(Male Companion): What? The wedding is next week, did I do something wrong?
(Conveniently Gay Female): No, my best friend just helped me realize that I am actually gay.
(Male Companion): That sucks...
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A car show in Austin, Texas which serves as one of the many vessels for Russians to launder money and sow discord in America.
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These are often the ones found preaching to others on YouTube, or over Facebook, and when rivalled are completely ripped to shreds but still fail to concede. This is a sincere act by them, as they are literally so dumbfoundedly blind to any morsel of rational argument, they can't help but argue back.
I take every opportunity to 'preach' my thoughts to these people.
This is not a digg at the 'true' christians, who do not follow conveniently, but truely.
These are often the ones found preaching to others on YouTube, or over Facebook, and when rivalled are completely ripped to shreds but still fail to concede. This is a sincere act by them, as they are literally so dumbfoundedly blind to any morsel of rational argument, they can't help but argue back.
I take every opportunity to 'preach' my thoughts to these people.
This is not a digg at the 'true' christians, who do not follow conveniently, but truely.
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John: You're wasted...
Tim: I guess she's one of those convenient christians?
Jane: Mrjk I d ho where blo...
John: You're wasted...
Tim: I guess she's one of those convenient christians?
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