Congressman Delay

A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience; Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.

Congressman Delay says: I'll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.

by Dungheap June 1, 2006

conored

extremely drunk, unable to function from the consumption of alcohol, complete and utter inebriation

getting conored, ''man i was so conored last night'', ''did u see that guy who was conored the other night?''

by lonely english boy March 7, 2011

act of congress

an authorization that is hard to obtain in a reasonable amount of time.

It should not take an act of congress to solve an issue of car and pedestrian traffic.

by The Return of Light Joker July 11, 2011

conuder valve

A smart ass thing to say when some one says that something is wrong with thier vehicle. ( Part that does not exist)

Person with vehicle: My car is not running rite....
You: Maybe you should check your conuder valve. (HAHA)

by Crizoft November 25, 2007

Courey

An incredibly sexy person. Typically great in the sack. Shares their snack pack with you.

Dude, I just met a Courey the other day.

by John Williams-McBride February 4, 2009

model congress

thaa sickest extracurricular, where a bunch of teens congregate at a suhweet conference and solve all world problems in the span of two to five days. involves pimp suits and delegate dances where the hippest nerds go to writhe about in their banana republic committee duds.

"yo, where did you go this weekend? sounds like a partayyy."
"i was at model congress."
"what's that?"
"see above moron"

by heybabyimfobulous May 9, 2007

concrete poisoning

A cause of death where the deceased is found on concrete. Can be prefaced as 'gravity assisted' when the deceased has apparently arrived vertically. Stephen King used the full expression 'gravity-assisted concrete poisoning' in his novel. The one about the hospital.

Having attempted flight and failing, the person succeeded in achieving terminal velocity shortly before succumbing to gravity-assisted concrete poisoning.

by penny-the-aussie April 17, 2008