College

A highly overated pyramid scheme in which, in exchange for four+ years of your life, you get financially raped by the school bookstore, tuition office, and the american educational system. And as a bonus you get a piece of paper called a 'Duh-Gree' which you pin to your shirt so potential employers will know why you are so stupid.

EMPLOYER: So why do want to work here?
EX-STUDENT: Because I went to college, and therefore I am entitled to a high paying job.
EMPLOYER: Of course. I think you will do well with us. Here is a corner cubicle where you'll spend the rest of your life complaining about why you never get a raise and dot.com dropouts are making more than you.
EX-STUDENT: Sounds great! The job world isn't so hard after all.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 21, 2005

Collectic

1: a new style of decorating which embraces one's eclectic, personal treasures by combining them with other items with divergent styles;
2: designed without the conventional rules espoused by decorators, i.e., matching traditional with traditional, coordinating curtains with upholstery fabrics, etc.

Her home's decorating style can best be described as collectic.

by eurway April 28, 2011

Calley

Is the cutest prettiest most beautiful lovable and wonderful person you’ll meet. She likes to play pranks and watch the office. She says the cutest things and is very huggable.

Calley is very baller!
Calley is a keeper.

by ballerbroski October 1, 2019

College

A place of conformity, stuck-up people, stds and brainwashing. Overpriced and worthless.

When College rejects you for admission, don't get upset. Be thankful that you dodged a bullet.

by not chasing the american dream April 29, 2010

suitcase college

A college or university where many students go back home every weekend.

It'd be easier to tag some Friday night ass here if this weren't such a suitcase college.

by E-Luv December 25, 2006

College Student

A person who is poor, procrastinates a lot, and somehow manages to succeed in completing a never-ending pile of homework. Often found with bags under their eyes, hyped up on caffeine, and eating top ramen while working on assignments for the next class.

Damn Jordan, you are such a college student! Wasn't that essay assigned 3 weeks ago and you are just now doing it!? You need to lay off the energy drinks and get some rest. Maybe you should think about doing your work AHEAD of time.

by TheCollegeGuy916 September 20, 2011

college

an expensive daycare center

I'll be retirin' soon, and the kids is gettin' too old for no one to notice if I kill 'em...

by retarded student November 25, 2003