Cockblockapalooza

A social gathering where a female or male has many friends of the opposite sex which furthermore cockblocks any unsuspecting suitor to make a move on them.

Nick doesn't stand a chance at the sorority party, it's a Cockblockapalooza.

by Jenbo May 31, 2007

Cockblocker

A person who gets in the way of a couple getting their freak on.

A prison worker who tries to keep a couple from havin congigal trailer visits so they can get their freak ON is a def cockblocker.

They don't do their job, delay the paperwork and even lie instead of simply finishin stuff up.

by Sexy Sadie69 January 6, 2008

chickflick bitchbag

a young male actor who has made a career out of appearing as a heart-throb in movies that are typically categorized as "chick flicks".

Freddy Prince Jr. is the biggest chickflick bitchbag I can think of.

by mycartel March 3, 2010

Divine Cockblock

When the whole universe and through coincidences has a unsuspecting person cockblock you a single or multiple times.

Person 1: Yeah I brought this girl with me to the movies with my best bud, but she ended up having more in common with him and he cockblocked me without even knowing.

Person 2: That some divine cockblock man.

by A Person Who Thinks April 24, 2010

Jesus Cockblock

When a guy can't go any further with his girlfriend because he is too pious with his religious beliefs.

synonyms: cockblock, Jesus, religion
antonyms: sex. running the bases

Guy 1: "Man, Landon can't get any action from his girl."
Guy 2: "Why not?"
Guy 1 "He's got that Jesus cockblock

by rocky2012 December 26, 2011

Transatlantic Cockblock

When you are watching Russian porn and start to get off until you realize when the girl pulls down her pants that she is a African American male.

Yoo bro I was gettin off and then I got Transatlantic Cockblocked by some nigger.

by HotDiggityDamner May 1, 2019

cockblock

A person who blocks the action of a guy trying to make a move on a girl.

**sitting on the couch**

Dave: Hey hallie, your very pretty.
Hallie: why thank you.
*dave leans in to kiss her*
*sarah walks in & sits in the middle of them*
Sarah: hey guys! nice night? yes?
Hallie: WHY ARE YOU COCKBLOCKING?

by hahhahh hallie. April 6, 2009