cockerbollocks

A phrase used to describe a situation that's gone drastically wrong.

Sorry love, it's all gone cockerbollocks at work today, the system has died, the boss has gone home early and so I'll be late home. No dear, definitely not going to the pub.

by TukayAway November 15, 2010

cockered

Messing someone up. Hitting someone or something very hard. To defeat someone or something.

Fuck man I just cockered the hell out of Norjons face!

by The cocker February 28, 2014

Cockeroni

A penis resembling a pepperoni log, usually redish from the presence of a veneral disease.

That porn star has a cockeroni footer.

by Jesus November 24, 2003

Cockerel

A gay waste lil bitch that always has u triggered

Timmy’s being such a cockerel I wanna clap him

Good example of a cockerel janani: Tanreet

by 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 June 16, 2018

cockerific

Bill Maher's version of someone to fuck, or something great.

Damn, man, she's cockerific!!!

by the greenskeeper September 8, 2004

cocker knocker

The term is used to called someone who looks gay, but may not be

"Shaun u cocker knocker"

by Trundle November 1, 2006

cocked blocked by Bill Gates

Unable to receive the sexual pleasures from someone because he or she is too busy dealing with the problems of his or her's PC.

Johnny (to his best friend): Yo, so did you get laid last night?

James: Nah, my booty call got ruined when her PC got a virus.

Johnny: hahaha, you got cocked blocked by Bill Gates! you should've bought her that Mac like I told you to!

by Lie_Detector_411 July 22, 2010