cocanal

Useing a penis to insert cocaine into the anal passages.

Elliotl and Will love to perform Cocanal

by peedoman July 2, 2014

cocaine poodle

The best way to activate your Google Search voice commander.

"Cocaine Poodle."
"What is the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
Google - "The Moon is 238,900 miles from the Earth."

by ArianaGrandeEspresso November 10, 2014

Coca-blast

To Masturbate, and consequently ejaculate, in the shower while taking a shower.
Usually done in secret, to avoid detection of masturbatory behavior by others.

"I wouldn't go in that bathroom if I were you."
"Why not? It's dirty?"
"Timmy was in the shower forever...he was probably coca-blasting all over the place!"

by Beau54 February 9, 2009

Cockanathan

A slang word for blundering fool, or muddle-headed person, commonly used in Singapore, especially in the army. Similar in meaning with pillock.

Commander to men when outfield: Which cockanathan shat under the tree without first digging a hole to shit in? Own up or I'll make you all prone 10cm away from it for 5 minutes!

or

Look, that moron is late again and giving lame excuses, what a cockanathan.

by Sheenanigans July 14, 2011

cockaroo

An incredibly well hung kangaroo. It's cock hits the ground as it hops.

"Look at that kangaroo"
"No that's a cockaroo"

by Jesusflower May 4, 2014

Cockandballtorture

Biggest Number Known In Existance

Jimmy: Bro, i just had cockandballtorture with my AUNT!
Gay Cunt: na nigga u gay

*literaly everyone dies*

by G0st March 26, 2019

cockanus

A man putting his own cock in his ass.

Man 1: "Look, i've managed to put my own cock in my ass!"

Man 2: "Yeah, the good ol' cockanus"

by PappaSpanx December 18, 2008