clusterfail

A complete mess caused by too many people involved coupled with a lack of leadership; polite synonym for clusterfuck.

That project was a complete clusterfail. The manager who was assigned to run it never paid any attention so no one involved ever knew what they were supposed to be doing.

by shakinLoose July 8, 2011

clusterfap

When 50 people all fap at the same time in the same room

The Boy Scouts had a big clusterfap

by Pollo itch fuck April 10, 2015

clatterfart

A person who talks a lot.
Synonym for a chatterbox.

Your such a clatterfart will you ever shut up!

by I made you Bro November 20, 2016

clusterfuckaluffuggus

Clusterfuckaluffuggus’s are unclarified moments of mental confusion, whether self-induced or by telepathic provocation.

He sat blank eyed and blushing with confusion-transforming-rage in a clusterfuckaluffuggus as the vultures scrapped the shredded meat in his dome.

by Treebonics July 6, 2018

clusterfrack

euphemism for clusterfuck

as a verb: to mess something up, to fuck up.

as a noun: a fucked-up situation; a situation where everything seems to go wrong.

School today was a complete clusterfrack.

I clusterfracked everything I could today.

by ONGN October 26, 2019

clucterfuck

Having sex with 30 or more chickens within 10 minutes

Damnit my husband has been clucterfucking again

by Kool Duck November 6, 2020

Clitterference

When one interferes with female’s efforts to hook up. Same thing as cock blocking, but for women.

I was trying to hook up with Bill, but Julie committed Clitterference.

by WTF Wertz January 8, 2021