Virgin Cleaver

A euphemism for one's penis, equating it with a sword.

"My Virgin Cleaver glows blue when Orcish prostitutes are near."

by DepthsofMordor December 2, 2009

Clever Trousers

Someone who makes snide remarks, or otherwise is acting in a fashion that makes others believe they are being smug.

British in origin.

Exactly the same as Smarty Pants.

"Oh, you're such a clever trousers with your puns, AREN'T you, Neil?"

by Asura October 26, 2004

cleverity

n.

the intangible display of one's cleverness

Noob: So guys, what are you doing today?

Bro: Your mom.

Troll: Herp, bro you're cleverity is showing, derp.

by Anjo Banjo January 21, 2011

claverham

nazi camp,
pathetic rules

Take your coat of in the corridor or you will have it taken away til the end of the day!

by viki April 22, 2005

Clever

Witty, sharp, and quick.

This word is often used when one can't top a friend's joke or comeback.

Henrietta: A thought just crossed my mind...

Bennifer: It must've been a long and lonely journey.

Henrietta (sarcastically): Clever.

by Fourhand451 September 13, 2010

5 leaf clover

A word often used as another way of saying weed skunk ganja and the like

''Shoot dude that 5 leaf clover is as strong as a priests feeling towards young children''

by lethal pony December 29, 2009

Mt. Cleverest

A more sarcastic way to say "clever"

"Hey I just noticed that sample sentence for Fonts contains every letter in the alphabet!"
"Mt. Cleverest ..."

by JonRock January 13, 2008