Steamed Clams

1) an excuse as to why there is smoke coming out of your oven
2) a dish often confused for Steamed Hams

1)Chalmers: why is there smoke. Oming out of your oven
Skinner:oh, that's not smoke, thats steam. Steam from the Steamed Clams we're having.
2)Chalmers: I thought you said we were having Steamed Clams

Skinner: Oh no, i said Steamed Hams. Thats what I call hamburgers

by TheRogueChicken July 21, 2019

Bearded Clam

Hairy snatch, vagina or pussy

Dude, pass the floss. I had me some bearded clam last night.

by Cary the B May 17, 2006

Clam Hoagie

A fat, meaty vagina with exceptionally large labia that have the appearance of a think, meat stuffed hoagie roll.

Roger's girl has a clam hoagie and she damn near suffocated him when she sat on his face during their recent smother play session.

by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2015

cup of clam

When a girl forms her hand into a cup shape, places it down her pants, thoroughly wipes her lady bits, and promptly throws it into another person (usually male).

The female version of "cup of soup" or "cup of cheese."

A. J. just got cup of clammed by Theresa!

by ClamierChowder September 14, 2015

surf clam

a sko that you meet on the beach and take up to your room immediately

Hey did you see him taking that surf clam up to the room? He gonna FUCK THAT PUSS!

by ILoveSkos March 29, 2009

Clam Convention

The female equivalent of a sausage fest. A party or gathering consisting of numerous women with little to no men present.

"I totally went to the bar hoping to meet some guys, but when I got there it was a total clam convention."

by Vaginal Huntress January 24, 2010

razor clam

A hot but frigid chick's pussy.

Meygahn's hot, but she probably has a razor clam--that bitch will cut your dick right off.

by Merkin Donor II March 13, 2008