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chronicology

The obscured timeline you put together the morning after consuming large amounts of chronic.
John: Did I have sex with Alex's girlfriend, Sam's girlfriend, and Jake's girlfriend last night?
Ashton: No, thats just your chronicology.
John: Then what happened?
Ashton: You had sex with Jake's girlfriend, then Alex's girlfriend, and then Sam's girlfriend.
by John and Ashton August 5, 2007
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chronic fatigue syndrome

Whoever came up with this name should be shot. The term 'chronic fatigue' doesn't do justice to this illness, which is much more akin to late stage AIDS than how you feel after a really hard workout.

CFS is a lot of fun because
1. doctors think you're full of shit
2. everyone else thinks you're just lazy
3. no one's bothered to invest in research for a cure, probably because CFS patients are too sick to get out of bed to stage outrageous public funerals, etc.
stuff people will say to you if you have chronic fatigue syndrome:
"it's all in your head"
"you have mental problems"
"at least you don't have cancer or anything. you're not going to die." (false. people with cfs do die. mostly because they kill themselves, but also because they overexert themselves, and their body gives out on them. I myself have very fond memories of being stuck, spread-eagled on my kitchen floor, unable to move).
"but you seem okay"
"let me prescribe you some prozac."
"you need to get off your behind and do something."

Indeed, no condition is a better breeding ground for bitter cynicism towards the rest of the human race that cfs. I get new reasons to hate people every day!
by jollygreengiant132132 August 1, 2012
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chronic bachelor

A guy who avoids female relationships, but relies mostly on various female sexual encounters for pleasure.
Even though he won't get married, he is still livin the life as a chronic bachelor.
by Mr. Chronic Bachelor December 9, 2008
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Chronically Online

Chronically online describes those who spend so much time online that they distort their sense of reality and hinder their ability to communicate effectively on any topics because they lack hands-on experience.

Someone who is chronically online tends to cite “problematic” behavior that in reality doesn’t exist. Or they invoke behavior in nonsensical ways.
Online personality: My dog fell down the stairs, but he’s been checked up on and is okay.

Chronically online person: Take him to a vet!! You don’t deserve a doggo. That is so problematic. ✨canceled✨
by CornelThorn November 1, 2021
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fen cheong

stupid idiot in Cantonese.
Widely used in Hong Kong
Jayson Poon is a fen cheong.
by Wah Lung August 23, 2003
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Chrono Trigger

Proof that Square once had souls.
Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, The Secret of Mana, Final Fantasy I-X...Square where once masterminds of creativity and unforgetable games. It's a same taht we can't say the same for their newer stuff...
by Kosmic King January 27, 2011
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chronosynclastic infundibulum

n. A point in space where, upon a person entering it, that person's existence in space-time ceases to be linear, becoming discrete. This means that a person that has entered a chronosynclastic infundibulum exists at multiple points and lines in space-time. For example, such a person could exist at all points in time in one place and also appear at another point for five minutes.

From Kurt Vonnegut's "The Sirens of Titan."
Winston Niles Rumfoord's entrance into the chronosynclastic infundibulum allowed him to exist simultaneously on Titan and also occasionally on Earth.
by colonelbiggles April 24, 2009
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