microphone check

A form of foreplay, when a woman gives head before or during sex.

"bro she stopped half way through and gave me a microphone check."

"hey babe before we get started I'm gonna need you to check the microphone"

by Then8ie December 24, 2013

jump check

A way to figure out who your friends are in a PC game called Rust.

Jump check! Jump check! Three geared guys on the rocks to our north east!

by James2406 August 18, 2017

Covid Check

"Covid check" is called out before relieving wind. This is to check everyone's sense of smell in the area and reduce the spread of COVID-19. Loss of smell could indicate the presence of COVID-19, and a person who is unable to smell the flatulence should be avoided. This is considered a service.

Person 1: "Covid Check!" *farts*
Person 2: " Huh. I can't smell anything."
Person 1: " You prob have Covid."

by chubby choo choo January 26, 2021

Dick check

1)A dick check is when you check someone’s dick for glitter, to see if they’ve had sex recently

2)a made up expression by one of ayydubs’ fans

I was dating this dude for like 3 days and I made my best friend and I agree on a polygamist relationship so they could have sex so I could break up with him. I did a dick check just to make sure they did it.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx January 26, 2019

Crotch Check

The act of checking the crotch of your pants for durability before you put them on to avoid an embarassing blow out.

Me: Did you see her crotch?

You: No! What happened?

Me: She must not have done a crotch check this morning because she just had a blow out!

You: That's like the 4th pair she has blown!

by **MAT*** March 15, 2011

smell check

Double checking the clothes you put on for any funky odors before getting dressed and leaving the house.

Damn, homeboy should have run a smell check on his pants before he came to work today. Dude smells like funky taint.

by Adam L. Bennett September 03, 2007

Throat Check

Verb: To punch and/or elbow soemone in the throat as a means of getting something

I would have throat checked an old lady on her way to church to get a phone call from my husband in boot camp.

by Kyrieeleison88 July 15, 2012