Senor Cardgage

Ultra cool dude with a wicked combover who smells like pea soup and likes to speak in catch phrases that are almost one word and not quite another.

Senor Cardgage, suspicously coming out of the bushes: "Oh, excardon me."

Homestar, passing by: "I don't know what that means . . . and you still smell like pea soup!"

by enormus October 10, 2006

Uno reverse card

If someone uses this against you, your pretty much fucked.

Luke: Your mum gay
Ben: Pulls out uno reverse card

Luke: oh shit

by Mike Hamol July 1, 2019

Pull your card

To call someone out on their bullshit. To expose someone lying or fronting or pretending to be hard. It does NOT mean 'to kill anyone'.

If you come down here talkin' shit, we'll pull your card.

by olderbrother2 March 3, 2020

Bitch Card

When a person States that he/she will do something, and another person shouts bitch card, the person who stated that has 24 hours to complete the task. If not completed, the person who bitch carded gets to slap the person. However, if the task is completed, the person that was bitch carded gets to slap the one that bitch carded them. It's fun to play this with friends, and catch them off guard.

Guy 1: Dude I'm gonna grab her ass.

Guy 2: Bitch card!

by The_McRib June 17, 2016

Cardiff Comet

A land-based comet formation of Welsh human origin.

The Cardiff Comet was first spotted in the Cottage pub, Saint Mary Street, Cardiff on 16th August 2010. It consisted of a fat woman followed by 5 or more women of decreasing size.

It is not known whether the smaller women were fragments of the larger women or individuals in their own right.

The Cardiff Comet is thought to be less predictable than celestial comets but is easiest to spot on a Monday night when only hard drinkers are out in Cardiff. There may a correlation with the hen night.

by Bobed August 21, 2010

three card monte

A con game, frequent in the New York subways, involving playing cards.

Never play three card monte; you can't win.

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Uno Reverse Card

Often referred to as "No U" uno reverse card is a statement you make after another says they will do something to you. This causes them to do it to themselves.

Person:"I'm gonna fockin shank ya BLUD"
Me:"Uno reverse card"
Person:*Shanks self*

by This word is called September 4, 2019