catfish jerky

When a woman's labia become dry and cracked resembling jerky, but not quite as delicious.
Julie didn't wear panties for many days in a row, hang dryin' her area, causing a bad case of catfish jerky.
by Mattoland March 12, 2017
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Moby Catfish

A monsterous catfish. People who fail vibe checks gets fed to him.
John: Where's Craig?
Simon: He faild a vibe check and got fed to Moby Catfish
by The moist pelican April 11, 2020
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Catfish mouth

Anyone with down turned corners of there mouth
She never looks like she’s smiling because she has a catfish mouth
by Pa pa Deuce November 16, 2017
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Personality Catfishing

When you go out with someone and they seem normal but by the next date they change their personality into someone completely different. Aka their true wack self.
Simon was completely personality catfishing me. One day I thought he was cute then next he turned pyscho.
by Coral McFlynn October 18, 2019
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catfish looking

when someone looks better in a picture rater then in person.
you go to the mall to meet a girl and find out shes catfish looking.
by crackeerjackerr January 05, 2015
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Catfish Suprise

When one person that is catfishing hooks up with another person that is also catfishing.
Omg Look at rick he is about to get a catfish suprise, susie is actually a dude haha.
by Rich The Fisheman July 22, 2016
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Delayed catfish

You swipe right. This person looks pretty appealing. You eventually agree to meet in person and to your tickling delight, this person looks exactly how they did online! The conversation is engaging and she even enjoys star wars, hiking and gaming conventions!

2 months later when you've confessed your undying love, she stops exercising and starts demolishing a party sized packet of chips by herself while watching reality television.

She's comfortable.

She's established a nest.

She's showing her true colours.

She delayed catfished you.
"Mate everything was going well until a few months into the relationship. She's not into hiking at all and has really let herself go. I think this is who she really is!"

"Yeah bro, sounds like you got delayed catfished."
by Bombastic Steel January 18, 2023
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