Carpeted Cock

Carpeted Cock:
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.

Kyle: Bro did you hear that Doug got a Carpeted Cock?
Chad: That's wack bro.

by BugglyRoach September 11, 2020

Carpetneck

Any incompetent individual that often fails to complete easy tasks. These people are deserving of a nice slap on the neck whenever they do something stupid. The slap will leave a welt, making their neck hairs stand up, which makes it fuzzy like a carpet.

"Timmy burnt the popcorn, what a carpetneck"

"You gave us the wrong directions you damn carpetneck"

by muslimkisser43 April 14, 2021

Carpenters

This is the name of the fans of the beautiful multi-talented singer, actress, writer, dancer, model, producer Sabrina Carpenter.

Sabrina’s fans are called carpenters

by dontsuemesabs April 15, 2021

Carpetburn

When one sneezes and farts at the same exact moment, causing a dragging burning sensation of the asshole.

The Carpetburn caused Sally to scream and drop to her knees.

by Nortch Wiggler June 12, 2022

Carpetense

Carpet but old english

"thou shalt vacuum thy carpetense

by fuckyfuckylee January 1, 2023

Carpethead

A white guy with an ugly perm. Someone who is like cool in a suburban white high school

“Dude you look like a carpethead with your new haircut”
“Yeah man, my barber fucked me up”

by Mr. Mustache February 14, 2023

Carpenter's delight

This is a "high school" term for a girl or woman who is flat as a board and easy to nail.

"Look at her. She's a reg'lar carpenter's delight."
"wuzzat?"
"Flat as a board an' easy to nail!"
"Huh huh huh!"

by Rex ex Machina April 11, 2023