Crank

A crank is a hit on a persons head for doing something or saying something dumb

He said two plus two was six, so I got my crank

by KingMatt05$2002 September 21, 2016

crank

A cry and a wank (at the same time).

My girlfriend just broke my heart; but she's still hot, so I'm off for a crank.

by Jay Bandit November 7, 2009

crank

Crank it up its mostly like turn teh sound very loud.

Neighbour: turn that shit off!
Me: I like to crank Still Dre up asshole (:

by PedroSupaChow January 8, 2008

crank

another word for masturbation

I caught john having a crank in the bathroom

by agv June 11, 2006

Crank

A cry and a wank

I miss my ex so much! Gonna be cranking tonight

by reidy123 April 18, 2011

Crank

When you have a wank while crying.

Person 1: Hey, you're into anime porn aren't you?
Person 2: Hell yeah.

Person 2 goes home, whips out Bambi on Blu-ray, gets a hard-on and cries to the sweet, yet sad scenes of Bambi while having a wank, hence the work crank.

by joepillai16 June 14, 2014

cranking

(Surfing) When surf conditions are big and perfect.

Shit dude didya see that set out off the point there? It's cranking out there!

by uther February 21, 2004