A county in central Florida with just 3 small towns, Lake Placid, Sebring, and Avon Park. There is absolutely nothing to do here unless you enjoy redneck activities such as fishing, hunting, and mudding. The people here tend to be stuck up assholes (especially in Sebring), very racist, and close-minded. The police here are fat and stupid and get so bored that they will pull over anyone for going a mile over the speed limit. The people who end up staying here (dumb-asses) live the rest of their life smoking marijuana, meth, crack, and become sex offenders. The county hardly ever wants to grow by constantly declining new restaurants, daycares, major retail stores, etc. The county is primarily full of a bunch of old white people who want to keep the county as rural as it possibly can.
-Lake Placid is full of primarily hicks and Mexicants and is the only town in the county without a Wal-Mart.
-Sebring is full of pedophiles(majority white old men usually aged above 70) and preps. They have possibly the shittiest mall in the world, but a decent theater.
-Avon Park is full of hoodlums (primarily blacks and Mexicans) and is the ghetto part of the county where the crime rate is high.
-There are a very few number of good-hearted people here
The majority of girls here are very trashy, not good looking, and are passed around the entire county. The majority of guys here are desperate for anything. The people love to gossip here and start cruel rumors.
-Lake Placid is full of primarily hicks and Mexicants and is the only town in the county without a Wal-Mart.
-Sebring is full of pedophiles(majority white old men usually aged above 70) and preps. They have possibly the shittiest mall in the world, but a decent theater.
-Avon Park is full of hoodlums (primarily blacks and Mexicans) and is the ghetto part of the county where the crime rate is high.
-There are a very few number of good-hearted people here
The majority of girls here are very trashy, not good looking, and are passed around the entire county. The majority of guys here are desperate for anything. The people love to gossip here and start cruel rumors.
*Take my advice kids of Highlands County , leave this piece of shit dumphole unless you have no future in life or want to get raped by a child molester.*
Also, Highlands County people need to stop thinking the number 863 is the coolest number in the world.
Also, Highlands County people need to stop thinking the number 863 is the coolest number in the world.
by XtrueX March 23, 2013
Get the Highlands County mug.A county in Maryland that is located towards the northern border of DC. Areas such as Potomac, Damascus, Olney, Chevy Chase and Bethesda are very affluent. Areas like Rockville, Germantown, Gaithersburg, Kensington, Wheaton and Silver Spring descend in such wealth in that order. Montgomery County is very liberal and is known to have one of the best school systems in the United States. Montgomery county has a lot of power, wealth, diversity, drugs, and alcohol. A majority of "MoCo" is middle class and has a very prominent Black population and an increasing Hispanic population as well.
Shaniqua- JFK High School: "Another kid got stabbed at school today"
Deborah- Churchill High School: "At least you didn't spill caviar on your Gucci Bag!"
Jose-Magruder High School: Que? No entiendo tus english. Yo voy al Magruder. Nosotros no espeak englis thur.
Cindy- What you all live in Montgomery County? And you all live 10 minutes from each other?
Deborah- Churchill High School: "At least you didn't spill caviar on your Gucci Bag!"
Jose-Magruder High School: Que? No entiendo tus english. Yo voy al Magruder. Nosotros no espeak englis thur.
Cindy- What you all live in Montgomery County? And you all live 10 minutes from each other?
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The JC. It's the Orange County of middle America. Go ahead, drive through; you won't even believe you're in Kansas anymore.
Me: "W-where are we? Where are all the trailer parks, where are all the rusty old trucks? Where are all the cow boys? Is this still Kansas?"
Brent: "This is the J.C., everyone here has a net worth of at least one million dollars."
Brent: "This is the J.C., everyone here has a net worth of at least one million dollars."
by FRED December 30, 2004
Get the Johnson County mug.A county in Florida north of Tampa. There's nothing to do there accept go to Wal-Mart or walk around parking lots just to get yelled at by cops. The people there aren't that great, and they spend their time on facebook and myspace making anonymous accounts like "Spring Hill's Finest" or "Spring Hill Shit Talkers". Everyone there loves drama, even when they say they don't. You have to go to Tampa to do anything even remotely enjoyable. It's filled with old people, wiggers, rednecks, and occasionally a cool person. For a county off the coast, their only beach sucks. Their excuse for a "mall" is some Town Center thing with a bunch of random junk. Most males there are players, and most females are fake. Everyone uses words like "bro" and tries to talk with a ghetto accent. It's the place no child should ever be forced to move to.
Kid #1: What do you wanna do tonight, bro?
Kid #2: What the hell is there to do here in Hernando County?
Kid #1: Guess we're going to Wal-Mart, again...
Kid #2: What the hell is there to do here in Hernando County?
Kid #1: Guess we're going to Wal-Mart, again...
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Now known as Miami-Dade County; Dade County is a county in the southern portion of the state of Florida, in which The City of Miami and its encompassing areas and 'hoods is located in.
The County's name was changed to Miami-Dade County in 1997.
Now known as Miami-Dade County; Dade County is a county in the southern portion of the state of Florida, in which The City of Miami and its encompassing areas and 'hoods is located in.
The County's name was changed to Miami-Dade County in 1997.
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Get the metherson county mug.Pierce county is the second largest county in washington state.Home to around 1 million residents. Tacoma is the largest city with a population of about 200 currently beating spokane for the number 2 slot behind seattle.
(Geographic features)
Anderson Island
Carbon River
Cascade Range
Case Inlet
Commencement Bay
Fox Island
Herron Island
Ketron Island
Key Peninsula
Lake Tapps (Washington)
McNeil Island
Mount Rainier
Nisqually River
Puget Sound
Puyallup River
Raft Island
Tacoma Narrows
The median income for a household in the county was $45,204, and the median income for a family was $52,098. Males had a median income of $38,510 versus $28,580 for females. The per capita income for the county was $20,948. About 7.50% of families and 10.50% of the population were below the poverty line, including 13.20% of those under age 18 and 7.20% of those age 65 or over.
(Geographic features)
Anderson Island
Carbon River
Cascade Range
Case Inlet
Commencement Bay
Fox Island
Herron Island
Ketron Island
Key Peninsula
Lake Tapps (Washington)
McNeil Island
Mount Rainier
Nisqually River
Puget Sound
Puyallup River
Raft Island
Tacoma Narrows
The median income for a household in the county was $45,204, and the median income for a family was $52,098. Males had a median income of $38,510 versus $28,580 for females. The per capita income for the county was $20,948. About 7.50% of families and 10.50% of the population were below the poverty line, including 13.20% of those under age 18 and 7.20% of those age 65 or over.
The third largest army post in the United States, Fort Lewis, is located in pierce County as are McChord Air Force Base, Madigan Army Medical Center, and Camp Murray National Guard post. Altogether these military installations contribute over 42,000 military and civilian jobs to the local economy.
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