clogging the tube

The term for when you accidentally get your pwnis stuck inside of the vaccuum cleaner hose in the process of masturbation

Man I got so horny last night, but I ended up clogging the tubes instead

by fukthehomeless June 02, 2014

Clog

The misspelled version of vlog, clog is a superior spelling of the word to show one’s literary knowledge yet is commonly mocked as being a misspelling.

“Welcome to my tasting clog, today we’ll be tasting and grading Walmart popsicles”

Person A- “Clog isn’t a word you can’t use it in scrabble”
Person B- “You have just revealed you’re own literary incompetence Person A”

by DrunkSnail October 01, 2022

Clog

A description of the Dutch language or people (may also include Flemish).

The official languages of Belgium are Frog, Clog, and Kraut.

by m0thra October 16, 2018

clog

to clog, or clogged: an adjective

the instrumentation of holland's traditional footwear for (but not limited to) devious purposes.

"did i clog the toilet? sir, if you're asking if i intentionally flushed a dutchmen's wooden shoe down your toilet, then you are sadly mistaken."

"...and that's when i took of my shoe made of carved poplar wood, and chucked it right at o'malley's head. you're damn right, i clogged that irish son of a bitch!"

by bfitz September 01, 2008

Clog

To fill a location with a large group of people, usually of the same friend group.

Mark: “Are we going to the bars tonight?”
Max: “Yeah we should clog that bar on 6th street.”

by Poopoopoo45 November 04, 2021

CLOG

Cute Little Office Gal.

"The office doesn't usually put up our Christmas tree until the CLOGs get to it...."

by Merry Present March 06, 2020

Clog

When you have no money for fast food Delievery to your door and you utilise overdrawing your bank account

Just clog it and enjoy the dinner

by Mr Bertha December 16, 2022