Cleat Macker

Someone who makes out with another person who had to shoot the boot earlier in the evening out of a cleat.

You totally made out with him after he drank out of a dirty, used cleat, you cleat macker!!!

by Cleat macker's friend February 18, 2010

cleatis

A man who looks like a mountain monkey and will do anything for a nickel

Hey give me a nickel imma go to cleatis

by raisinghell85 March 5, 2015

Cleetus

Cleetus is a nice fat ROBLOX countryman, introduced by AlbertsStuff, on August 1st of 2018. Now he uses Cleetus as the avatar of his main account, mrflimflam, with his YouTube channel, which is named Flamingo. Cleetus has a silly face and a cowboy hat, with a big stomach and blue overalls.

There's this new sort of Piggy game based on Cleetus.

by Andreski May 19, 2020

ho cleats

High-heeled shoes typically worn by hos. A term used to compare the sound of high-heels on a hard surface to the sound of sport cleats on a hard surface.

*click*click*click*click*click*
Ryan: "Hey man, you hear that?"
Jarad: "Hear what?"
Ryan: "Sounds like some hos."
Jarad: "How can you tell?!"
Ryan: "Don't you hear those ho cleats?"
Jarad: "Damn!!! Dem some hos fo sho!"

by GlockMilli July 21, 2009

Chefty

An adjective for a very strong and unusual chode.

Yo' I can bench press that bitch with my chefty chode!

by nikkerjoo October 26, 2009

cleptopenia

Suffered by somenone who can't help himself stealing coworker's pens, although subconsciously.

Hey Jack, do you suffer from cleptopenia? It's the fourth pen you stole from my desk in the last week...

by jo_as_neo May 9, 2011

Clemtard

Someone residing in the small tatertown village of Clemson, South Carolina. Clemtards are generally illiterate and mostly toothless. They prefer to wear puke orange clothing and are attracted to farm animals. Their favorite activities include cow tiping, and getting slapped on the ass with a rubber chicken. Clemtards often congregate in packs on fall saturdays. They hoot and hollar but usually disperse dissapointed when the booze wears off. Most Clemtards like worthless rocks and are mezmorized with shiny objects. They are easily fooled and are often the butt of jokes. Clemtards often worship the Dabo. A Dabo is a labotomized clemtard.

Look at Billy, he's mounting them sheeps again. What a clemtard.

Willie is such a Clemtard. He traded his wifes wedding ring for 3 taters.

by Cox McGillicutty May 25, 2012