Clacker Valve

Slang word for Anus.

"Got this lady back to mine last night and I give her one right up the Clacker Valve!!!

by Bobbymoore May 8, 2010

Relax The Cacks

Have patience, wait a second.

Paddy: Hurry up with the dinner Mary.
Mary: Relax the cacks there Paddy, it's nearly ready.

by dtjesus February 22, 2009

Clacka

Aussie slang for arse. Derived from the word cloaca which is a bird's vent, i.e. a bird only has one hole to shit, piss and root with. This amazing all-in-one hole is located on the underside of a bird's tail.

Birds reproduce using a sexual move called the 'clacka kiss', with the male and female birds putting their clacka's together so the male can shoot his load straight up his bitches' behind.

Goddam if Brett keeps on eating my chips I'm gonna kick him straight up the clacka!

by fistintheface October 21, 2010

clackwanker

(n. idiot/stupid man of low intelligence v. Man to loudly self gratify in public)

Etymology of Clackwanker - Janey Godley Scottish Comedian/Political Commentator 20**/19 Scots

Man acting stupidly in public = (v)clackwanker

Man talking rubbish with no substance or credibility = (n) clackwanker

by amalkadog September 30, 2019

meat clackers

Testicles

Chip's girlfriend kicked him right in his meat clackers.

by ThatShiKrey January 25, 2015

cack snapper

1.) One who snaps cacks.

2.) One who gets frequent head shots; esp. in Halo 3.

He is such a cack snapper, he was snapping cacks that entire game!

by younggunv2 July 11, 2009

Cack head

The essence of being a douche. This is almost like being a cock head but ment to be said with a very intense east Coast accent. This word is not to be confused with shit head even though the meaning is generally the same.

Miguel is a cack head!!! And he knows it!!!

by Texas t bagger June 2, 2011