by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Guy1-“Bro, Nick is walking a little funny today”
Guy2-“Dude, when Nick was on leave in pattaya beach, Tom took a Ladyboy out last night, and ended up getting his Chutney Channel reamed.”
Guy2-“Dude, when Nick was on leave in pattaya beach, Tom took a Ladyboy out last night, and ended up getting his Chutney Channel reamed.”
by Fatbeard Actual November 27, 2018

by Slimmy Nut June 26, 2025

Ben Neubert. Chutney is a common nickname to refer to Ben, a nickname which he inherited due to his cranberry chutney crafting abilities
by Bobby_benny October 4, 2021

by the missing coffeecup December 20, 2018

The area of the male homosexual where one takes the meat. A place for the Chutney Ferret to hide where its warm and dark.
by GusGorman March 2, 2009

When you haven't quite soiled yourself, but everytime you walk, you feel as though someone has spread chutney lightly on the inner garments of your underwear.
(Not to be confused with bum chutney.)
(Not to be confused with bum chutney.)
*Farts* "Uh oh"
Friend: "have you just farted and followed through?"
Victim: It might not be that severe. I think I've just got "chutney bum."
Friend: "have you just farted and followed through?"
Victim: It might not be that severe. I think I've just got "chutney bum."
by Nagasaki Jones July 13, 2024
