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Chutney Channel

(-/Cha-hut-neee Chu-an-el-/) a noun, describing one’s anal cavity.
Guy1-“Bro, Nick is walking a little funny today”

Guy2-“Dude, when Nick was on leave in pattaya beach, Tom took a Ladyboy out last night, and ended up getting his Chutney Channel reamed.”
by Fatbeard Actual November 27, 2018
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Masat Chutney

A holy form of Chutney, created by the mythical deity Masat
Hope you're enjoying a nice pot of Masat chutney
by Slimmy Nut June 26, 2025
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Chutney

Ben Neubert. Chutney is a common nickname to refer to Ben, a nickname which he inherited due to his cranberry chutney crafting abilities
by Bobby_benny October 4, 2021
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Chutney

The gore created when you destroy a monster in a video game.
by the missing coffeecup December 20, 2018
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Chutney Hutch

The area of the male homosexual where one takes the meat. A place for the Chutney Ferret to hide where its warm and dark.
'He knew he was onto something when Grahame asked if he took it up the Chutney Hutch' Anon
by GusGorman March 2, 2009
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Chutney bum

When you haven't quite soiled yourself, but everytime you walk, you feel as though someone has spread chutney lightly on the inner garments of your underwear.

(Not to be confused with bum chutney.)
*Farts* "Uh oh"
Friend: "have you just farted and followed through?"
Victim: It might not be that severe. I think I've just got "chutney bum."
by Nagasaki Jones July 13, 2024
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