Skip to main content

Catfish Moustache 

#1. The invisible stink residue left over on the face after eating a girl out who was either absent the day they taught how to clean the vag area in 8th grade health class or just returned from a run before intercourse.

#2. Hairs left around the mouth after eating out a hairy ass (either guy or girl).
I need a shower bad to wash off the stank on my junk and the Catfish Moustache off my face. It smells like a dead pirates swass.
Catfish Moustache by SeaBreeze October 18, 2008

Pro MLG Catfishers 

These catfishers are the best of the best. The ketchup on the hotdog. The peanut butter on the jelly sandwich. The Mickey Mouse waffles with syrup and Nutella. They are also CUNTIEE gangs 😆. No one is better at catfishing than Dharmveer and Brooklyn 😎
Woww I can’t believe how good brooklyn and dharmveer are at catfishing people. They are definitely Pro MLG Catfishers and they are each other’s CUNTIEES a haha watch out or they gonna catfish you lmao gang gang 69 420

Catfish Dogfight 

Using a fake emergency (usually involving and immediate family members illness), to abort a date once discovering you have been catfished.

Such as what happened to Michael Anderson, Crescent head 2017
Remember when we helped Michael catfish dogfight that complete lemon at crescent head
Catfish Dogfight by Quasimodo21 February 25, 2017

catfish farm

A dating website full of nothing but unattractive prospects.
Dude that match.com website is a straightup catfish farm !
catfish farm by box o chocolate January 25, 2018

catphished 

He thought he was in love....but she Catphished him out of all his money...
catphished by Big R in Vegas February 4, 2018
Someone who pretends to be someone else and might even lie about their identity/looks/life
“I think I’m dealing with a catfish”
“You mean a shiki?”
Catfish by H0eee February 5, 2018