by iseemtobeaverb September 30, 2007
Get the Biff Canalmug. by redblade77 July 4, 2008
Get the anal canal palmug. Getting a girl to deepthroat you after anal intercourse. The more shit on your dick there is, the more Mexican it becomes.
He told his girlfriend he cleaned himself up after putting it in her pooper. Little did she know she was signing up for a Mexican root canal.
by Rule_34 February 4, 2009
Get the Mexican Root Canalmug. When an exceptionally dry and rough piece of poop gets lodged sideways in your rectum, constipating you for several days. This can be made exceptionally worse with the buildup of the runs / Taco Bell liquid shit attempting to vacate your butthole and causing a massive backpressure.
The only acceptable solution is to manually dig to dislodge the sideways piece with your fingers, or have a small team of your family and friends help with the excavation process.
The only acceptable solution is to manually dig to dislodge the sideways piece with your fingers, or have a small team of your family and friends help with the excavation process.
I ate so much fast food last weekend at 3 am that I've got a Suez Canal Crisis on my hands. Nearly popped a blood vessel pushing on it. I'm going to have to go digging to clear the obstruction. Where's my poop knife?
by thewalex March 31, 2021
Get the Suez Canal Crisismug. 1) A disgusting sexual maneuver involving 2 or more very gay men. The maneuver begins by enlarging the anus of one of the gay men (gape). This can be accomplished with a very lare penis or an inanimate object, such as a baseball bat. Once the gape has been achieved, the gaping anus is elongated by inserting two hands and pulling in opposite directions. This elongation of the gaped anus creates the "canal" which is essential for the next part of the maneuver, the drop.
See also: Canal Drop, Upside Down Canal Drop
See also: Canal Drop, Upside Down Canal Drop
by Ballzbaldwins November 30, 2011
Get the Sideways Canal Dropmug. A panama root canal is when you jizz in a girls mouth and she uses your dick as a toothbrush and the jizz as tooth paste.
by Synister Owl January 17, 2017
Get the panama root canalmug. While your fuck buddy is lying on her back, simply kneel with your legs pinning her arms down. Proceed to mouth fuck her. As you are about to climax, simply push her head so that either ear is on the ground, and ejaculate into the other. When she turns her head and tries to get it out, it looks as though the gates of the canal have been let wide open, and everything held behind them is cascading forth in a rush never seen before like man.
He asked Ashley if she would give him head on her back. He then pinned her down and asked her if she'd ever been to Central America. She said no. As he came in her ear, he whispered, "...at least now you've seen the panama canal."
by Jake Cochran December 8, 2005
Get the the panama canalmug.