Liberal butter

A stick of Butter that sits out on the counter. Usually found in a liberal home.

Look they have liberal butter, I could really use some on my toast.

by goofysillymonkey September 14, 2019

Timothy Butler

A world renowned photo instructor at Abington Heights, Timothy Jimothy Butler, Also known as Mr. Butler, is known for his unique fascination with the 2001 Dreamworks Character Shrek, and also known for assisting Paul Rowlands in the defeat of Thanos.

"Uh, shutter speed, aperture, ISO." - Mr. Butler

"Mr Butleeerrr!" - Meme Lord "What in the name of Timothy Butler?!"

by The Meme Lord December 12, 2019

Bezos Butler

A robotic butler that will do whatever you tell it to do, available from Amazon, which has the head of Jeff Bezos and the body of an old-school man-bot.

I be getting me a smiling and wacky-lookin’ Bezos Butler soon to be answering the front door and take packages sent to me by Amazon!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2021

Austin Butler

The most toe-curling delectable man to ever walk this earth. Men turn gay for him, women go stray for him. You looking for trouble?

Raky’s husband Austin Butler is the finest specimen on earth.

by 🪨e September 27, 2022

Smooth as Butter

A term used by plane spotters to describe a smooth or soft landing that you can't feel or barely feel inside the cabin

Ex 1 :
Plane Spotter 1 : WOW! Did you see how softly the pilot landed the plane?
Plane Spotter 2: Yeah! I got it on film too. It was smooth as butter.

Ex 2:

Passenger 1: Are we on the ground yet or was this landing was smooth as butter?
Passenger 2: I think we are... and it was!

by daddydonald69 May 2, 2017

Nutter Butter

The equivalent of Swamp Ass on your balls. In other words, it's when your junk is really sweaty.

Dave: Dude, there is a battle going on.

Tony: What?
Dave: Bro, it's Nutter Butter vs. Swamp Ass over the Taint Dome.

by Trombone73 July 2, 2016

Poo Butter

Poo Butter is one of the ultimate paybacks to your mortal enemy, or failing that, a superbly disgusting prank that will make you the most outcast, hated human being on your friends' lists.

Simply sneak into your victims kitchen and take a tub of butter or margarine from the fridge. Take the tub and place it in the microwave for 1 - 2 minutes to reduce the butter/marg into a liquid.

Pour this liquid in to an empty receptacle, such as a bowl or glass, and put it to the side.

Now, take the empty butter/marg container and defecate into it. Once this filthy task is complete, pour the liquid butter/marg on top of your defecation, replace the lid, then place the butter/marg back in to the fridge.

Soon, the butter/marg will re-solidify, completely hiding the deathly secret you have laid withing. Your hapless victim will start using the butter, until one day, as the level recedes, they start scraping a peculiar substance out of the tub that is definately not butter. Cruel isn't it?

Poo butter is a suggested tactic for situations such as:

- Domestic Arguments
- Fights with siblings
- Hated co-workers
- Nasty neighbours

by Dr Landers May 4, 2006