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chew bubblegum and kick ass 

A phrase that someone uses to warn his surroundings about violence that is about to happen. First used in the 1988 movie "They Live". Later used by Duke Nukem, phrased slightly different as: "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of gum."
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Hard Dick And Bubblegum 

When a man is quick to have sex with you, but emotionally or financially unable to carry on a relationship or be your {baby daddy}, he is offering you "nothing but hard dick and bubblegum"
Stuart, I want the better things in life, all you can offer me is hard dick and bubblegum.
Stay away from Vito, he's all hard dick and bubblegum.

Bangkok bubblegum 

It's the act of blowing you're load into an orifice of your choosing. Then getting down there, creating a seal with your lips, blowing it up like a balloon, and then with any luck with the escape of air a bubble will be blown similar to blowing bubblegum.

It's hard to master but the results are worth it...
Did you hear James tried out the old 'Bangkok bubblegum' with Hannah the other day? Popped right in his face!
Bangkok bubblegum by Nthatch September 11, 2023

Hard Dick And Bubblegum 

when your only relations with a female is to have sex or give her your erectile penis and a piece of chewing gum
i dont love these hoes all they get is Hard Dick And Bubblegum

Cleveland bubblegum 

When, during sex, you vomit, either on purpose or accidentally, on a woman's chest.
Last night I was so drunk I gave that lady I hooked up with some cleveland bubblegum.

After Sex Bubblegum 

When you don't have enough money for condoms so you buy bubblegum instead. When you get home and get ready for sex blow the gum and put it on the penis and then have fun.
Jimmy: Jane, did you get the condoms
Jane: no,i didn't have enough money.
Jimmy: so what did you get?
Jane: I got gum instead. Now seat back and i will blow the gum an wait till you cum so I can eat the After Sex Bubblegum!