after brunch

Something that is never going to happen.

Making unrealistically early weekend and/or recovery day plans.

Implying another uneaten meal.

6 am post clubbing...
"Hey Sarah! We should go to the St Lawrence Market tomorrow and shop for fruits and vegetables and stuff."
"Sounds great Jimmy! Let's go after brunch."

by Zooeyjones November 18, 2014

sunday brunch

When you get drunk on Saturday night and wake up late Sunday morning so you go get some good ass breakfast food and drink mimosas to get over your hangover

Adrian: *wakes up Sunday morning* fuuuuuuck I shouldn't have drank so much last night I'm so hungover.

Sierra: Wanna go get Sunday brunch?

Adrian: Yas.

by Orangecartoons5 March 4, 2016

Lumberjack brunch munch

The act of maintaining an erection by masturbating with one hand and fondling your testicles with the other while performing oral sex on a woman.

Bro 1: Yo bro I heard you munched mad box last night.

Bro 2: Yeah dude I was down there for 20 minutes but I pulled the Lumberjack brunch munch to stay rock hard and I laid the Dong right after.

by bASS201 November 2, 2018

buckin bronco

When you are having anal sex with a girl, whisper in her ear you have AIDS and try to ride her like a raging bronco.

"I pulled a buckin bronco on her and she went nuts."

by david November 17, 2004

handbag branch

When you are forced to act straight (by someone/ some people) even though you are gay.

I'm a handbag branch, I wish I could come out but x won't let me.

by hermoinegranger November 2, 2015

Q branch

1. The special equipment unit in the James Bond novels and films by Ian Fleming. They provide all manner of outlandish gadgets, often of a bizarre and highly destructive nature.

The unit's head is known as "Q" and was portrayed in many of the films by actor Desmond Llewelyn (2nd film to the 19th).

2. By inference, a specialised higly technical department within a much larger organisation, often staffed by geeks whose work is little understood but none the less admired and respected by other employees.

Also known as "Q Section"

"Can you come to the meeting ?"
"Yeah... but I'll be a little late, I have to go up to Q Branch and get them to look at my GPS, it's playing up."

by eighthofseven November 8, 2007

Flavio Branco

A name given to those few gingers who do in fact have souls and are genuinely awesome people

Note: there are very few, if no, gingers who have souls

That ginger totally has a soul, he's so flavio branco it hurts to look.

by MrSolo April 13, 2011