shpeagle beater

any short blunt object of which one would use to beat the ever living shit out of another.

back off or you will feel the wrath of my shpeagle beater.

by seth lundberg April 15, 2008

skin beater

a drummer who hits his skins really hard.

Wow, have you heard that metal band? The drummer is a real skin beater!

by Craig "MooGa" Harris May 28, 2008

Bi-bate

When you can use both left and right hand to masturbate.

In order to relieve the sexual tension, I had to bi-bate.

by Princess Jewels May 22, 2018

Katie Bates

FUCKIN' MASSIVE FURRY

ALSO INTO BEASTIALITY

Fuckin' hell you seen Katie bates

by STWxiLLuSiOnZ September 4, 2018

Jasmine bartek

Jasmine bartek a influncer on tiktok with 200k followers

People say she looks like Zoe and sometimes call her zoe
But she’s nothing like Zoe

Jasmine bartek is not Zoe

by Ghala<3 November 10, 2021

future wife beater

A school bully whom will one day take his anger out on his future spouse and offspring.

That punk is such a bully that he is cosidered to be a Future wife Beater. Wait until his anger turns on his spouse,he'll use her 'and his kids as a punching bag,instead of his classmates.

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

Wake and bate

1. Masturbating as soon as soon as you wake up

2. Masturbating in the morning before doing anything else

I wake and bate every morning in order to wake myself up

by elfrosty May 18, 2014