Motor-Boating

The act of making an engine noise when sticking your face in a woman's BOOBS.

Michael: Did you hear what John did last night?
Buck: Yeah, I heard he was motor-boating that hot piece of ass.
Michael: Yeah, sick she was UGLY.
Buck: But it wasn't down there, it was up top.

by Rora Marie January 2, 2008

swift boating

The act of discrediting a political opponent by making exaggurated or outrightly false claims about his/her character and past actions.

Coined from the 2004 US Presidential campaign, where the the conservative group Swift Boat Veterans for Truth aired a commercial criticizing democrat John Kerry's reputation as a war hero in Vietnam. It has since become a popular term with leftist journalists.

Jed: Sylva says she's against the war, but she has no idea about how much it protects our country. It's not like she actually earned her PhD in political science - her daddy has influence at that college.

Alex: Dude, stop swift boating my girlfriend!

by ItsumademoOtaku September 8, 2005

bottling it

To kybosh something that was much lauded and planned, usually due to pressure or fear of failure

Man City accused Milan of "bottling it" over Kaka

by jogrant June 4, 2009

batting 100

Batting 100 is when you are NOT doing perfectly, and so you are "Batting 100" as in baseball, where you would be batting 1000. Life isn't baseball, get over it, its just a metaphor.

"Man, I can't get anyone to bring me sushi.. I'm batting 100 today!"

by Corrin McCallen June 30, 2008

Tug Boating

The act of one gay male pressing his face into another gay mans buttocks and shaking his face left to right in an erratic way.

Waco - Our Waiter sure does have a nice ass...

Mariano - Damn, I sure would like to tug boat that!

Waco - Tug Boating for you tonight!

Mariano - or hopefully an alligator fuckhouse

by HomoNinja! August 20, 2011

Blotting

From the Plan B song 'Where ya from'. The implied definition is that to "blot weed" is to smoke it. Derived from East London slang - namely Leytonstone.

Possibly in use at Tom Hood comprehensive school. In 2004 just 29% of the pupils attained 5 A - C grades at GCSE.

Plan B (Ben)'s account of his walk to work:

I'm walking down the street, past the coppers on the beat
Past the shotters blotting weed
Clear for everyone to see, but no-one gives a D,
'Cause this is everyday life.

by Homeski June 15, 2009

Blotting

the process of getting blotto (being fuckin smashed due to intoxication)

"are you going out tonight brah?"
"yeah, we're going blotting up smithys first, you coming?"
"yes bro, i love blotting in smithys, belinda loves me see"
"umm...ok...see u there"

by hasshole November 16, 2009