blunket

the act of ejaculating in another's eyes so that they are unable to see

i gave her such a blunket last night she mistook her tampon for a ciggy

by James Cartwheel June 29, 2008

Blunk

A mixture of blood and spunk usually from over 'stretching' in bed.

She woke up to blunk stains on her sheets.

by Online Mafia August 5, 2003

bunkahumpa

one who humps bunkers.

That george is such a bunkahumpa.

by bobby November 29, 2003

Blanka'in'

Personification that occurs when some dude flips out violently in public and looks like the character Blanka from Street Fighter. See Hulk, but add electricity.

Zach started scratching at Phil's face, then bent over and emitted static shock. He was straight Blanka'in' on his ass!

by T Hizzle April 6, 2005

bluntatose

When you are totally comatose and just sitting there chilling and people try to talk to you but you don't even notice because you are so out of it.

Markus: Hey Cassandra, can you pass me that sprite?
Cassandra: . . .
Markus: Hellooo?
Cassandra: meeeep
Cameron: Dude, she is totally bluntatose. Give her til morning.

by Cassandra Q January 2, 2010

Blanka

A true scrub character from the Street Fighter gaming franchise. Not only does his appearance insult any intelligent human being, but he's just a stupid, ugly, POS character design. Not only are his moves so easy a comatose patient could execute them, but they are incredibly abuseable. An overall failure.

"Hey look at this noob playing as Blanka"

by Protips909 April 24, 2009

Blonkagorytoto

To fart so hard on a person's face that it leaves a bruise.

I can't believe that blonkagorytoto gave that dude a black eye!

by Zepppy December 13, 2009