Bluebottles

Slang word for Police
Originates from Cockney Rhyming Slang "Bottle and Glass - Arse" Making the Police the Blue Arses.

In modern use, like the Police, Bluebottles are often found around Dead Bodies and excrement.

"Poor old Harry's dead, the Bluebottles will be swarming around his flat by now"

by CaughtJester January 21, 2013

bluebook

The verb used to describe when a girl invites you over to watch the notebook and then fails to put out. While rare, this is the absolute worst movie date and leaves the guy looking like a complete pussy.

She invited him over to watch a movie and he got bluebooked.

Dude, she totally bluebooked me bro!

by The Swoop January 21, 2010

bluepoof

Function: noun
Plural Form: bluepoofs
Etymology: English

1: an attractive woman who rides a sportbike, especially over long distances, and is capable of working on her own motorcycle.

1. That bluepoof has been wrenching on her bike for an upcoming trip.

by Admiral Asshat August 24, 2004

imaginary bluetooth

An imaginary telephone device popular with riders of public transport, those having manic episodes, paranoid schizophrenics, and just common talk to yourself out loud types.

a. Whoa, dude on the escalator is yakking away to no one and there's no bluetooth in his ear.
b. Imaginary bluetooth in action. Probably on his way to the bus.

by wheaty October 12, 2008

Bluetoothin'

When two people exchange personal or multimedia data through the Bluetooth File Transfer Protocol.

John: Hey look at dem hoes!
/Drives up to Prostitutes/
John: Sup, bitches?
Maleekuh: Nigga, ain't you see we busy?
/Notices Mobile telephones/
Summah Peech: Yea, nigguh. We bluetoothin'!
Pimp Named Slickback: Make my money, bitches, or I'm a Bluetooth my dick in your asses.

by Johannes K October 19, 2008

bluetooth

its when a guy takes his dick. lays it on the girls shoulder. she then jacks it with her head.

dude! this girl straight bluetoothed my dick.

by got em! April 16, 2010

Bluetooth Madness

When somebody goes starts yelling at somebody over a bluetooth and you don't realize there on a bluetooth.

Person A: Dude whats that guys problem?!
Person B: It's a severe case of Bluetooth Madness... poor soul.

by ConHoofa October 15, 2008