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Blooning

a rare subgenre of BDSM involving the defense of a tower of inflated women from a horde of naked malnourished men under 5’4
my girlfriend and i have gotten way into
blooning lately. those little men stood no chance against my raw sexual appeal!
by iceicebb April 4, 2021
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blooming rose

When a person's ass was ran-through so violently it causes their ass to prolapse, and appear to look like a blooming rose.
I gave my girl a blooming rose last night dude, I thought she'd be into it!
by sweaty cheese balls December 14, 2022
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Bloomington, Indiana

Bloomington is a college town located in southern Indiana about an hour or so away from Indy. Aside from the infestation of dumb, drunk and mostly spoiled college students, the water is moldy everywhere you go due to the everything being made out of Lime stone. I will give the town points for being the one beacon of liberal hope in most of the state but even then. The town has non of the perks of Indiana like a Martins or woods that are close by enough to hike. its a shithole town like many others in Indiana but just on a little but larger scale. Lastly, this town has a disturbing amount of sushi places for being located so far in the heart of the Midwest.
"you went to college where? Bloomington, Indiana? wft is that?
Defined: "oh, its a shithole town in southern Indiana, where you don't want to visit, let alone live"
by practicalmagic September 27, 2021
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blooping

to be sexually unactive
Man, he's blooping.
by Keifjliszzle December 29, 2008
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blooming rosebud

when your feces is especially fluffy and sprouts out of your anus like a flower caught on a time-lapse cam.
"Woah, that was the best dump ever! A real blooming rosebud!"
by toiletmuncher February 12, 2009
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blooming flower

When a guy sticks his dick between his legs, and then opens his legs quick, flinging his dick up into the air, thus a blooming flower.
Hey Becky, want to see my blooming flower!
by Bob slideil April 30, 2006
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Booshing it up

Its when a guy goes down on a girl who doesn't go down on him in return.
Brandon is such an ass, he is always Booshing it up and the bitch never sucks him off.
by Otis Mildred January 7, 2006
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