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Blindfolded Swan

While blindfolded you and your partner must make an origami swan with you sexual organs and a piece of paper.

Failure to complete this task will lead to castration with the failed paper swan attempt.
"Im sorry babe we were so close. I really wanted to try the Blindfolded Swan but these paper cuts on my dick are just as bad as castration, so we might as well end it here now."

"Babe I want to try something new. It's called Blindfolded Swan. Wanna try?"
by ShouldWeEvenTryToBeCreatative January 27, 2021
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Blink Fantasy

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Ass blinded

When a fine ass does something in front of you (i.e. bend over at the waist) and you become temporarily unable to think about or see anything else.
Man, when she bent over to pick up her stuff, I got so ass blinded that I just stood there instead of helping.
by Frostbain December 19, 2007
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Booty Blinded (BB)

Like snow blinded, except with no snow, just a fine piece of ass.
Joe: Hey, did you get problem 12?
Zach: (silent)
Joe: Dude?
Zach: Oh sorry, I was BB, what did you say?
Joe: You're Booty Blinded (BB) a lot, it's becoming a problem...
by Tim Galliger January 15, 2011
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Scottish Blindfold

When pull down your pants and underwear, you crouch over a girls face, and put each of your balls on the girl's eyes so she cannot see.
"I just gave that blonde a Scottish Blindfold!"
by Man on the ridge August 29, 2011
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Fuck blinder

When going to Atlantic City. The person your with is so pent up and horny that you screw for mutliple hours. Then attempt to walk around the casino only to walk in circles as if you had "blinders" on.
When attempting to navigate your way to AC, you continously get lost and end up in Philadelphia because you have your Fuck Blinders on. When your mind is distracted by images and smells of "fucking". All leading you to crazy comments such as, "Let'sgo make some babies".
by The original Fuck Blinder November 27, 2011
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Beijing Blindfold

A common term for dental-floss.
Bro, why is Woo-Han squinting so hard?

I don't know man, someone must've put the ol' Beijing Blindfold on em'.
by Joeseph Wildwood October 20, 2023
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