The act of being ejaculated in the anus, and then invaginating your anus with your arm to spray all of the liquids out of your anus. The prolapse is similar to the Pokémon, Blastoise's tail, and the liquid spray is similar to Blastoise's attacks, Water Gun and Hydro Cannon, but the similarity of either Blastoise attack depends on the intensity of the climax.
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The Blasto is the act of cracking the fingers in such a way it forces your muscles to contract and produce a blast of gas from the ass.
Jehova's Witness: "Good morning, I would like to tell you of the works of the great and holy Jesus Christ."
You: *Prepares to let forth The Blasto*
You: *Prepares to let forth The Blasto*
by xener33 August 26, 2017
Get the The Blasto mug.When you're fucking your retarded girlfriend as she is giving birth to your retarded baby, you scream "BLASTOISE, USE WATER CANNON" and you jizz at sonic speed, cutting the umbilical cord of the baby whilst also impregnating the retard with a new baby. French efficiency!
I am saving the huwhite race by doing a back to back French Blastoise on my retarded hispanic on ze pooblique spaeze.
by Pokeboi Kamasutra April 1, 2018
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