Blake H.

Blake H., is a very remarkable person. He is funny guy who always makes others laugh and smile.Blake is a very understanding person, as he can put himself in others issues and find a way to help or just be there for you, and he is an amazing listener. He is a very forgiving person, even though he has a short temper he usually is the first person to say sorry, Blake also is very observant person, he notices the good things in others, and always comments on them. Blake is an amazing person because he is kind to the ones he loves, he treats them like gold! If you are ever crying with blake around, he will calm you down within a couple of minutes. There is too many remarkable things to say about blake, this definition could go on and on for ages, but instead i give you a couple of examples of his angellike qualities. Blake is a really amazing person!

"Did you see, how david changed over the summer?"

"no, why?"

"he acting like Blake H. now"

"oh, wow, what a change"

by 1meftrololol January 1, 2012

Blake Anderson

Actor/Comedian best known for creating/starring in the Comedy Central hit Workaholics and for his long red curly hair. Usually sports a bandana or bear coat.

Anders: Dude, have you seen that guy with the crazy hair walking around?
Adam: Yeah man that's Blake Anderson!

by lolradicalcats May 27, 2013

blanket time bomb

farting under the sheets and forgetting about it until you put your head under the cover and smell it

holy crap sbc! you just left a blanket time bomb and dont even warn anyone?

by Jay-skiier November 3, 2010

L-shaped blanket

One of the many movie sex scene clichés when the two actors are under the sheets while the man's chest is exposed and the womans breasts are unexposed, forming a rotated "L".

Oh damn those stupid L-shaped blankets. I get all horny and can't even see the chick's damn tits. I'm turning this shit off and slipping in a porno.

by Damien Dante June 29, 2009

wanker banker

Any one of the million or so neat neck-tie New York or London or San Fran bankers, traders, and/or financial types who troll otherwise hipster, posh bars or clubs claiming to actually be interested in art, culture, and the human condition when hitting on women otherwise way out of their league but for their singular monetary standing.
Usually spawned from ivy league Universities.

Attractive Girl #1: I love that film, can't believe it's been so long since I've seen it.
Attractive Girl #2: It was on IFC last night, I didn't even know I got the channel.
Wanker Banker: As much as I agree, I still think the book was better.
Attractive Girl #2: It's a documentary, ass.
(Wanker Banker shrugs, pretends to see some friends, angles towards the bar)
Attractive Girl #1: Fucking wank-bank.

or

Simone: What're they gonna do?
Marlene: I dunno, go back to her place.
Wanker-banker: My flat's not far from here, has a terrace with a view of the city.
Simon: Good for you.
Wanker Banker: I'm just sayin'-
Marlene: Dear gawd, this is the worst night of my life. We officially look like coke whores. Why else would a wanker banker assume he and his cheese dick button down could summon us to his apartment via cuff links and slacks ?
Simone: What a fucktard.

by RyKirb October 31, 2008

Banter Blanket

A young professional who looks and acts many years beyond their tender age. Usually sucking all the fun out of situations which involve banter, good chat, LAD Soc, jokes, repartee, and tomfoolery in a fashion that can be compared to that of a fire safety blanket. Office work may also require this individual to become a social hermit at certain times of year. A receding hair line is a prerequisite for this title.

" Is Robert out tonight? "

" No he is being a banter blanket again! "

" Shlad "

by lentonANDdunkirkSOC April 1, 2010

blankey

A childish term for a blanket, sometimes used between lovers in their baby talk but more often used in communication between a parent and a young child. Oftentimes, this term is used as a proper noun as though the blanket were a cognizant entity.

Oh, look how Johnny is sucking his thumb and cuddling with Blankey.

by kevinthenerd September 18, 2004