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dick bender

A woman who sprains dicks
"Man, Maria, you hoochy mamma!!....you're such a dick bender. You sprained my dick for the 5th time this week. You keep this up, and I'll be able to pee around corners."
by soar in AZ December 15, 2008
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the blender

a finguring motion with a flicking of fingures and a twisting wrist motion while motion your arm up and down
kyle pulled out the blender on a willing lady.
by krazykm September 20, 2010
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Brenden

A fucking hot ass guy that can melt you anxiety away with just a hug kiss and smile and his abs omg I love his abs and you will always should hold on to a brenden if you have one
Omg brenden is hot af
by The hot ass girl October 18, 2019
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Bacon Bender

Very similar to an alcohol "bender," when you go on a bacon eating spree. So you wake up in the morning intending to fry two pieces of bacon for breakfast, then decide to fry up the whole package and things spiral out of control. You have four pieces of bacon with breakfast, then have a BLT for lunch, then make bacon wrapped dates for an appetizer with bacon wrapped filet mignon for dinner. And all you can think about is bacon!
Damn, I need a bacon fix, I'm about to fry up a few packages of bacon and go on a bacon bender all weekend!
by lodsxu64 September 10, 2011
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fender bender

small, harmless accident that does nothing but bend the fender, hence the name.
the faggot that backed into me in the parking lot wanted to sue over a fender bender.
by McCheesy November 1, 2003
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Brenden

Damn girl he has a brenden
by Hannah12342 April 18, 2017
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Dildo Blender

Allegedly popularized during the 1980's by WWF wrestler "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, this is when a dildo is placed inside a blender and set to a high speed. It is said to cause great pleasure or pain, depending on the personal tastes and elasticity of the woman (or man) sitting on it.
"Now sit on this dildo blender...TOUGH GUUUUY. HOOOOO!"
by White Lobster October 15, 2008
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