bemaniruler

Someone who makes ultra-hard DWI files but has mysteriously vanished.

Bemaniruler? Hello? Make us a DWI file of Quasar or some other popular IIDX song, dammit!

by dj gs68 October 27, 2003

beruman

a very tall person who looks like the guy on the pizza box. They live inside caves and complain like hicks

That guy over there is such a beruman

by eGgsNbaK33 June 25, 2008

Bergman

To ignore or 'blank' a request for more information usually via Email.

I've just received an Email from Mike asking if we will pay his invoice. Shall I reply or just do a Bergman?

by Atom Master February 19, 2012

Bergman

A huge fat worthless piece of crap that gets pwnd daily!

Your so worthless im going to call you Bergman from now on.

by Jism83 January 14, 2008

Lance Berkman

All-Star Houston Astros outfielder/first baseman. Amazing player. Once hit a baseball out of the ballpark. While playing in the Astrodome. Also known as the Big Puma. Has a career OPS of one billion. Can out-A-Rod A-Rod (and, in this context, to "A-Rod" means to be a really good hitter, not be a really shitty clutch player). He can replace "Casey" in "Casey at the Bat," only he wouldn't strike out if he were the subject of the poem.

"Hey, Joe BaseballAnalyst, who would you want up to the plate with runners on, down by one, with two outs, in the bottom of the ninth, in the seventh game of the World Series?" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball

"I would want David Ortiz. Such a clutch player." - Joe BaseballAnalyst

"No, you dumbfuck! You would want Lance Berkman. The Big Puma is awesome. Besides, "clutch" doesn't exist!" - Joe GuyWhoActuallyKnowsBaseball

by David T. W. May 21, 2008

Bertman

A amazing cool family which are cool and caring and have military in there blood and they are a big happy family

Oh, that Bertman family is really cool isn’t it?

by Abcdabcdabcdefg June 7, 2020

emily berean

Big boobs

That girl is an emily berean

by 141nerfer January 4, 2014