Benedict

A baby daddy's should of been last name...

Hey baby daddy your last name should of been Benedict cause u have been a dick ur whole life.

by 361kam July 3, 2025

Eggs Benedict Arnold

Eggs Benedict Arnold…. Cumming in the

Hollandaise sauce Sauce as sneaky revenge! ICS

She cheated on me , fed her
Eggs Benedict Arnold for Breakfast!!!

by Hangstank December 1, 2023

King Egg Benedict III

Best father in the world

I always check the weather before attacking King Egg Benedict III

by King Samuel Benedict January 12, 2022

Benedict Bongerbatch

The best,smoothest bong on the planet made with German reinforced glass combined with ash catcher and charcoal filter. Absolute masterpiece.

I cannot wait to hang out with Matheus and smoke out of his Benedict Bongerbatch.

by MLCANADA May 12, 2018

Benedict

Benedict is the best kind of boy you could ever meet. He is kind, caring, respectful, charming, but can also be quite selfish and stubborn at times. But this is all okay, because all Benedicts are amazing. He's the type of guy to make your day better or understand you at times where you don't even understand yourself. He is the best person. He is pretty secretive and quiet; you will have to get to really know him for him to come out of his shell completely. He also probably likes cute animals. He has the best taste in music possible, literally nobody can beat him in his music taste. You will be mindblown by how good his music taste is. He is also good at every videogame on earth, name anything and he is already in championships for it. He is well educated in school and does pretty okay for himself in social life. He doesn't have too many friends but the friends he has are real ones that will stick by his side. Benedict would also have good fashion taste, an expert even. Overall, this guy is a keeper as a friend or as a partner and an amazing person.

Dude 1: Bro let's go skating at the park

Dude 2: Wait, let me invite Benedict

Dude 1: Good idea

by kn0wledgeable f3ll0w November 21, 2021

Benedict Favrenold

A Traitor.

Combination of "Benedict Arnold" with the name of a certain Professional Football quarterback that turned his back on his former team and the fans that loved him for 17 years and signed with the bitter rival.

Person 1: Hey, our quarterback just left our team to go and play with the other team whom we hate with all of our being.

Person 2: Just like Benedict Favrenold.

by whaduzitmatr October 24, 2009

Eggs Benedict Arnold

Eggs Benedict are prepared in the usual fashion, but the hollandaise has the addition of male ejaculate.

Hey Jimmy, how are you liking those Eggs Benedict Arnold?

by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023