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backdoor flapjack

the act of of titty fucking ones buttox covered in hott maple syrup then preceeding to wipe off the syrup and secretions with a pancake and eat
Chris: Hey man, how was your morning? David: It was good, me and macy made like three backdoor flapjacks. Chris: Damn man any leftovers?
by jordayler February 23, 2011
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Band Baby

A baby borne from multiple male band members sleeping with either a female band member or a female roadie, Usually the father is unknown and will remain so and the baby will be raised by the whole band.
Woman: "I slept with Jim, Shady and Rick and I have no clue who the father is."

Man: "Sounds like you're having a band baby."
by TheMsource December 18, 2012
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Dame Banda

A Spanish slang phrase used by Dominicans and Latinos to mean 'leave me alone'.
by Kogi ah December 13, 2019
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Sexually Active Band Geeks

The group of band junkies who either spend way to much time with the opposite sex, probably in the band room, or have watched way too much American Pie. The boys can often be caught sticking their junk in the Oboe or constructing a complex diagram of the choreography for their next competition thingy. The girls can be seen playing their saxophone or "blowing the flute," which they bring a whole new meaning to.
Sexually Active Band Geeks: "This one time, at band camp, I stuck my flute in my p***y."
by jfiehgrvhiuve May 20, 2013
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Marching Band

Life.
The band room is your home
The bus rides your sleepovers... movies, games, truth or dare, and just being perverts!
The band wing is the cool hang out spot in the morning, even on days when you don't have band.
Social life = band. you have no time for anything else between band camp, rehersals, football games, more rehersals, competitions, auditions...
a band is a single unit that works together, in marching band, you find your very best friends, and your family.
and band can also be your source of injury like being run over by the tuba, or hit in the head by the colorguard.
in short... band = love
try marching 7/8 in the shower - falls

driving car around "snowflakes" in parking lot (actually chairs lol)

DRILL DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
band memories...are the best ones I've got
by Band Geek December 1, 2004
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air band

When you're listening to a really good song and can't decide what instrument to pretend to play, so you switch up every few seconds. Most common instruments include: lead guitar, rhythm guitar, drums, and keyboard.
I can't listen to Spraynard cuz I always start air banding really hard.

"I can't decide between picking the guitar, strumming the guitar, or drumming, so I'm just gonna air band."
"Dude, who CAN decide?"
by lilokays April 19, 2010
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Band kid

Someone who is often times a complete social outcast. Also known as Reddit lurkers Keep in mind that not all kids who participate in marching band are band kids. Band kids will often times repeat the phrase “marching band is a sport too” or “the marching band is the most important part of the football game”.
An example of a band kid action which actually happened at my high school: during the last football game the seniors stepped onto the field and their names were called off. A few kids in the marching band were saluting to the seniors. They were not asked to do this.
Band kid: Callmecarson is my waifu.
Normal person: What a band kid thing to say.
by KanyeVision2k20 January 14, 2021
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