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Surprise balogna

Surprise balogna is when you carve a hole into balogna and fill it with C-4 and plug it to look innocent and hand it to someone whom needs to be unalived.
A: Where's Karen? She said she would be here.
B: Oh that bitch? Yea I hit her with that surprise balogna the other day because sbe wouldn't shut up about her opinion on processed lunch meats.
A: Rip.
by JeezyWheezy June 21, 2022
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hogus balogus

1. Wrong, unfair, just fully not it.

2. Actually super fake
3. Unjust on the highest of levels
"Your dad grounded you because he thinks you smoked weed but he didn't find anything? That's hogus balogus!"

"The claim that Trump won the 2020 election is hogus balogus."

"I ain't never narc'd on nobody! That's hogus balogus!"- Dominic Toretto, probably
by Silvasktl21 July 18, 2022
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Dirty Balooga

A particular “obese” woman who also happens to carry a stench that is absolutely without a doubt caused by not properly washing her hoo ha.
Owen Hook encountered a dirty balooga
by Souffrance June 13, 2024
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