Baldostamon

Derived from the Spanish word "baldo" meaning "I cripple", this last name most likely is the most powerful of all. All other family names within a 50 feet radius are crippled by its sheer greatness.

A person from the adoring crowd inadvertently came too close to a Baldostamon and felt crippling pain. Pain like no other, and died. Hysteria ensued.

by jetdork March 1, 2009

Ballholing

To shove your testicles into the entrance of a cup or bottle.

"I felt kinky so I tried some ballholing into that cup."

by HeyItsThatSexyGuy July 12, 2012

balldét

A custom built shower feature, consisting of a high pressure water jet designed to clean a man's balls. This is a luxurious and thorough means to clean an often neglected area. Often seen accompanied by LED lights and magnifying mirrors.

"Hey, what did you think of my new shower?"
"Yeah that Balldét polished my taint like a hot wax on a brand new Ferrari!"

by Swampmoose July 16, 2015

baldlocks

1. A person with dreadlocks who is balding.
2. The hairstyle of aging trustafarians.

Moonbean's baldlocks possess mystic energies as old as Burning Man 1999.

by Richard Russells February 21, 2017

Baldooley

Someone who starts balding, before their twenty second birthday!

My dad was baldooley before his eighteenth birthday.

by Jibs007 September 1, 2017

Balladodo

A better/shorter term for 'stupid dickhead'

Man 1: you suck you know that

Man 2: shut up you balladodo

by Wizardboii July 23, 2018

Ballcock

A part to shove up your ass

I'm gonna put my ballcock somewhere where the sun doesnt shine

by jacobyluis September 9, 2019