babestorm

a dangerously high concentration of babes

"It was a total babestorm at the coffee shop today, I nearly lost my load..."

by sideshowbob11 October 30, 2011

babetums

someone who will be there for you no matter what, who will accept you for who you are, who will encourage you to take risks and be there to catch you when you fall, someone who can cheer you up no matter how sad you are, someone who can make you laugh for no reason at all. someone who is your best friend.

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by annie2341323 January 21, 2012

Babestation Staff-room

A term for a room that is not being used for it's original purpose, as one may imagine that not much coffee making happens backstage at an adult satellite TV broadcaster. Particular items which may also exist in this room can be referenced in a similar fashion; depending whether or not the speaker believes it is used more or less in the circumstance of a workplace where everyone probably spends most of their time on-set or 'doing things' in the toilets.

"We built it as a conservatory but it's turned into more of a greenhouse."
"Got yourself a Babestation Staff-Room then have you?"

Discussing potential new properties with the wife;
"Do we really need an extra bedroom? I can see it getting used about as much as the kettle in the Babestation Staff-Room!"

Buying a used-car;
Dealer: "I can assure you it's only done 50 thousand miles!"
Buyer: "I don't think so, it looks like it's been used more than the plug-socket in the Babestation Staff-Room!"

by Jamesn331 November 30, 2013

Baber

One who excels at being attractive, interesting, funny, or alluring without conscious effort.

Make sure that Lisa is invited too, she's a total baber.

by noncorpus November 14, 2017

Boabert

A person with a small penis.

Girl 1) So did you have sex with him last night ?
Girl 2) No!! He pulled down his pants and he turned out to be a boabert.

by Whyte_Clouds April 20, 2018

Bibert

(n.) A smart and witful creature that resides in the holes of walls. It wishes to be left alone at times and cannot be harmed by insults. This creature will not attack unless provoked by some form of attack on it's mental well-being. If you are to come across one, just be kind to everything you see around you. Over time it will come to you and stick by your side. They do not often become hostile towards humans, and can be easily tamed by them. Currently only a few Biberts have been found, and only one is being studied. The others just watch and wait for their turn, which humans believe they are wanting. Don't ask anyone about them, because not many will actually know. They are also very secretive, so getting information from them is not easy. You have to speak their language to actually get what they are saying, but you'll figure it out.

Don't pet that Bibert, it could snap your neck if you do that!

by Mottian January 20, 2018

Babester

A spouse known as your boyfriend or girlfriend

I’m going to see my babester

by Eli212 September 2, 2018