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Buddha Fap

Masturbating to Pornhub in bed while sitting upright with legs crossed, finding peace and enlightenment while busting a third-eye nut.
I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.
by ^^!$#@ February 3, 2023
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Buddha Clitoris

The earlobe of an Asian, preferably Chinese. If is another type of Asian they must refer to their country. ex: indian buddha clit, Japanese buddha clit etc.
Douche #1: Hey bro, Claire was sucking on my earlobes last night.
Douche #2: You mean your Buddha Clitoris?
by queen_tyron December 4, 2022
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Buddha Fruit

This is a stupid fruit in blox fruits. Anyone who uses it can stfu and go to hell.
I fking hate buddha fruit users, they should go to hell.
by [Insert_NameHere] April 22, 2023
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Thirsty Buddha

When you’re soooo thirsty for a good anal after a drink
Geneviève : ahh I’m so thirsty for James
Anne- claire : you’re such a TB
Geneviève: I know such a thirsty Buddha
by Only your truthful hoe gen October 30, 2019
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Buddha's toe

Wong's got Buddha's toe
by Man hin January 2, 2022
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Buddha Paganism

Buddha Paganism is a spiritual path that fuses elements of Paganism and Buddhism into a unified belief system. It combines Paganism's reverence for nature, seasonal cycles, and polytheistic or animistic traditions with Buddhist principles such as mindfulness, meditation, and the pursuit of enlightenment. In Buddha Paganism, practitioners might honor nature as sacred, engage in rituals connected to natural cycles, and focus on personal spiritual growth while embracing Buddhist concepts like karma, impermanence, and compassion. This path seeks to balance a connection to the Earth with the cultivation of inner peace and wisdom.
Quote: Buddha Paganism is the harmony of nature's wisdom and the path to inner peace. It honors the Earth while seeking enlightenment within.
by Astra Moonstone September 11, 2024
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MC BUDDHA

NOUN: A RAPPER WHO GETS SOBER AND STARTS RAPPING ABOUT RECOVERY.
Since he quit using he has become an MC BUDDHA and only spits rhymes about recovery.
by Gordy W. April 28, 2025
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