Boner

Someone who lacks self-awareness and insists on being the center of attention.

Jesus Heidi is a boner. She won't stop talking about her kids.

by helenNotABoner November 20, 2018

Boner

When a guy’s dick gets over flowed with blood because the person is horny.

“Hey bro, you see that hot chick? She just made me get a boner!”

“Nice dude!”

by DumbFatRatBitch March 1, 2020

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by steammustachio April 23, 2021

boner

Don't Be a Stoner Cover Your Boner!!

By a girl named Haileigh

yo listen to stupid shit like this dont be dumbasses guys you dont want consequences so muther fuckers you better think twice and cover that boner

by ToriLynn April 11, 2008

boner

failing an attempt at accomplishing something through clumsiness and stupidity

"Jimmy pulled a real Boner move during the football game"

by kingsexy February 3, 2003

boner

Name of a guy from the shitty 80's TV show growing pains.

Uh huh huh huh that guys name is Boner! wow what a bad show.

by burnt my legs July 28, 2008

boner

a term used to descrbe one's obsession or extreme fondness for something or someone.

"Kyle has a boner for his huge white truck."

by matt_stan40 September 19, 2006