A dirty, crusty pussy usually seen the morning after sex. Also, very common during outings where no running water is present.
Yo Dude,
Your sister and I went camping this weekend and by Sunday her Birch Bark Canoe was making my cock sore.
Your sister and I went camping this weekend and by Sunday her Birch Bark Canoe was making my cock sore.
by yourdirtydiaper August 24, 2009
Get the Birch Bark Canoe mug.The phrase 'all bark and no chungus' is usually said about someone who talks a lot, and is also morbidly obese.
by ChonkerRemi May 15, 2022
Get the All bark and no chungus mug.To pass gas, to fart, gasses passing through the anus causing various fluttering or squealing noises
What was that sound that came from your butt and smells bad grandpa? That was a spider bark, my boy.
by Dix Fix July 19, 2018
Get the spider bark mug.(v.) To confess one's feelings in an uncontrolled, drunken emission.
Due to the intensity and emotion of the statement, a booze bark often resembles the bark of a German shepherd or other oversized canines.
A booze bark will most often occur in loud clubs or Uber rides home, but it may also come to pass by late-night voicemails, at office happy hours, and during going-away parties.
Due to the intensity and emotion of the statement, a booze bark often resembles the bark of a German shepherd or other oversized canines.
A booze bark will most often occur in loud clubs or Uber rides home, but it may also come to pass by late-night voicemails, at office happy hours, and during going-away parties.
by nolandc August 30, 2019
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After Ron took my sister on a first date he told me she was a little fat and didn't have much of a personality. I told him to eat shit and bark at the moon and never go near her again.
by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 27, 2006
Get the eat shit and bark at the moon mug.A sudden flatulent emission that is much louder than a normal "fart". Volume, timbre, and additional semi-solid anal discharge. This can occur on its own, or due to temporary weakness in sphincter muscles associated with a sneeze or cough.
I need to go get a change of clothes... I mud barked pretty bad when I had that coughing fit earlier.
by nicensafe January 9, 2011
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he who wears flamer pants bought from an army surplus store
he who wears flamer pants bought from an army surplus store
by logan vars July 28, 2008
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