Basharat

The coolest man in the world, usually the funniest man you ever come across, a great sense of humor, no one is as good as Basharat.

WOW! Basharat is so handsome! I wish he was my boyfriend.

by Niamey__QuINn June 12, 2018

Bostwick Bash

The same sexual acts in the Hummel Pummel, only the one head-butting the vagina has to be wearing a clown wig. This provides a little more cushion than the original Hummel Pummel.

"My new girlfriend Kristin has never been Pummeled before, so we started out easy with the Bostwick Bash."

by cgormzzzzz December 22, 2009

paki bashing

A pass time once common in U.K. and Canadian cities where drunken white youths would lay the boots to an unsuspecting Pakistani refugee.

Let's have a few beer and go paki bashing, eh?

by left4ded April 17, 2005

bashing the monkey

Taking "spanking the monkey" to the next level and having an angry wank; often resulting in an extremely sore penis.

"Hey, where's Keith?"
"I heard he is upset, so odds are he is probably bashing the monkey."

by KeithTheGospelRapper September 15, 2013

bash.org

A database of IRC/Instant Messenger quotes. Other quote databases exist, but none are as popular. Criticized for the sheer amount of crappy quotes. Also criticized for the constantly large amount of pending quotes.

As of today, there are 18026 quotes approved and 11019 quotes pending.

How to get into the Bash.org quote database, as told by a quote inside the database itself:

<Nubbers> Is there any listing of the criteria for a bash quote, anyway? Or should I just make a joke combining masturbation, child pornography, racism, and dungeons and dragons...
<Edible> If it has "bash.org" or "nigger" in it, it'll get in. Watch.
<Edible> Hey, so nigger I nigger with nigger to nigger bash.org nigger bash.org bash.org nigger nigger nigger.

by Madvillainous June 11, 2005

beer bash

An instance were you bust a beer can open and get drunker.

Also a keg/beer party.

Was that a beer bash or did i just o.d.?

by Wolfman,Ean,Dr.pepper,Papaya,Dusty Joe,Tenderfoot April 7, 2008

msn bashing

The act of sending a stream of single word messages via instant messenger. This causes the receiving party to hear multiple new message notification sounds which is fuckin irritating.

someone
sends
you
a
sentence
in
msn
and
uses
one
message
for
each
word
which
ends
up
bashing
your
msn. This is msn bashing

by mayurfb December 1, 2007