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Ball Queef

When a man sits down in such fashion to where the balls drift down the inside of the thighs with subtle friction on the decent, creating an encapsulated and pressured air space that then escapes through the pockets of skin that encompasses it.

This typically happens when the balls are smooth and/or moist, most commonly occurring after taking a shower or sweating profusely and sitting down on a bed.
"I just sat down half criss-crossed and heard my balls queef. It felt like a fart, but the air was so thin and cool."

"Dude, did you just hear that guy sit down? He totally had a ball queef."
by Machiavellian Tupé October 24, 2017
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Ball Fiddler

Someone who plays around or fiddles with a male's balls.
Girl: (playing with a boy's balls)"Hello there buddies!"
Boy: "Would you please stop playing with my balls?! You're such a ball fiddler."
by Brunettebabe March 8, 2009
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ball chaser

Mainly used in Rocket League.

Somebody who hits the ball without any clear motive or attempt to make it into the opponent's goal. They just hit the ball to hit the ball without aiming it anywhere in particular. They often fuck up other's attempts at goals by blocking the ball from going in the opponent's goal or hitting it out of the way when their teammate it set up for a goal.
This ball chaser just ruined my shot!

And how they're hitting it again in the wrong direction!

And now the ball chaser just hit it into OUR goal, giving the other team a point.
by rreighe2 July 8, 2016
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Ball Ass

When something is both Baller status and Bad ass
Baller Status Meaning: Somebody who is recognized as Popular and also of what they have done. Being Baller gives you more power over a lot of people

Bad Ass Meaning: Awesome in every way
Dude! I just made a shot from half court with my eyes closed behind my back." "Dude thats hella ball ass"
by Icy20104 October 14, 2010
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ball bag balm

A balm applied to the ball bag or other areas for relief from virtually any symptom. also used as a phrase inserted quickly (or even slowly) into a conversation in an attempt to trick the listener into not hearing or recognizing that the phrase was even uttered
Hey Paul! My sac is really burning and itching today. Is there a chance you have some Ball Bag Balm I could use?
by Reidp3 August 14, 2006
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Ball Night!

Refers to a running joke on the popular ESPN television show Pardon The Interruption. Often at the end of the program, Tony Kornheiser asks Michael Wilbon what he will be watching on TV that evening. If the night's sports action is dominated by a host of good basketball games, Wilbon and Tony Reali let Kornheiser know that it is a Ball Night. This is done via a quick rundown of the best games and a statement that it is a Ball Night by Wilbon, followed by Reali yelling "Ball Night!!!" from off-camera.
Wilbon: Tony, there are some great NBA games tonight, including Bulls-Heat followed by OKC-Lakers. It is a Ball Night! No question!

Reali: Ball Niiiiiiight!!!!!!
by G_T March 29, 2012
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Ball Wall

The person dedicated to ensuring that the two men engaged in a double penetration sexual act do not have skin to skin contact.
"Gordo and I were making this bitch Sheila airtight last weekend and almost had an incident, but thankfully Rhonda was there to be the ball wall. Don't want anyone to think we're gay or anything."
by Deuce2Deuce February 6, 2017
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