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Auto Porno

Pornography containing yourself, hence "auto" - as in "autobiography". This would almost always be home video or pictures, or amateur video or pictures.
I keep a folder on my computer called "Auto Porno" that contains all the videos and pictures of my girlfriend and I having sex.
by Brandon/Lucent May 13, 2005
mugGet the Auto Pornomug.

Auto-Sexting

The act of texting someone about cars and car parts with sexual innuendos meant to turn the other person on.
"Well, er according to my receipt...its aluminum driveshaft, reinforced for safety, with a U-joint and suitable for the rear position approx 49" long... it comes with a yoke for the trans".

Baby, stop Auto-Sexting me at work. It's really turning me on.
by lady sha sha December 1, 2010
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Auto-correct

A new technological advancement in many electronic devices for use in social media. This advancement can either be a blessing or a curse. It posses the power to help your vocabulary when you don't know how to spell a word or make you sound like a complete utter dumb ass.
I tried texting my girlfriend that i was horny but that god damn auto-correct changed it to hirny, way to cock block me phone.
by daddyd-deadpool May 4, 2015
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auto poo

When someone is in an "Oh Shit!" situation and craps out his/her poo.
1: Crap this plane's gonna crash!
Pilot: We goin down!
1: *auto poo*
by pieguy124 March 30, 2009
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auto-bidet

When releasing a very solid poop causes a splash of toilet water to blow back onto your ass. Thus negating the need to wipe.
I really let one go today and my poop gave me an auto-bidet.
by Julikins January 22, 2014
mugGet the auto-bidetmug.

auto blu

Auto Blu is a very hated Italian trash song by Shiva, that everyone jokes about.
2008 guys with a stereo: “AuTo BlU cOrRo CoN Il MiO FrA LeI mEsSa Lì Io MeSsO lÀ NoN tOrNaRe In CiTtà”
by Mara Venier June 8, 2020
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Auto SMASH

When your pee pee so hard that it takes control of your brain and makes you automatically insert it into people because you are just that horny.
I started auto smashing all the people in my chem class because I couldn't handle no nut november.
by Agent 42069 November 10, 2019
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