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ascot flu

Flu Like Symtoms That Come From Putting Too Much Ketamine Up Your Nose Resulting A Blocked Nose And Sneezing.
' Last Night Was Heavy I Think Im Coming Down With A Bit Of Ascot Flu'
by sessiontime May 7, 2008
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Okay Abbott

when a person makes a statement completely irrelivent to the situation at hand, or makes a statment that is stupid and makes no sense at all.
person 1:yo do you wanna chill this weekend?
person 2:dude, i love bananas.
person 1:okay abbott

method of "Okay Abbotting" someone:

1. wait for a person to comment on something irrelivant to the current situation, or or something stupid.

2.proceed in the "okay abbott" dialouge

3.laugh at the "okay abbott'ed" person/persons

WARNING:
if you okay abbott a statement that is not truly a "okay abbott" statement, you are subject to being "okay abbott'ed" yourself.
by Ro1enDo1en January 31, 2008
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ASBO

Type of fascist police-state prohibition existing in totalitarian Britain, in which a councillor or pig can ask a judge to ban ordinary non-criminal actions on their say-so. Judges usually rubber-stamp them. Someone doesn't have to be a criminal to get one, they just have to be deemed annoying by a councillor or a cop. They are based on Nazi Germany's laws against 'asocial behaviour'.

Under these police-state measures, someone can be jailed for five years - longer than many criminals - for acts such as meeting their friends, using certain words, going on protests, being homeless, or having an addiction. Rich people do not get given Asbo's for destroying the planet, because they have friends who are councillors and pigs.

Most victims of police-state persecution of this kind are either Black, extremely poor, or psychologically different. People who support them are fascist pigfucking Nazis.
The pig was in the middle of giving someone an Asbo for skateboarding in his own garden, when the pig fell over and smashed his skull. Everybody cheered.
by fuck pigfuckers March 1, 2010
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George Abbot

School in Guildford. Hated by all other schools in surrounding area. They haven't realised yet.
"George Abbot sucks."
"Yup."
by anon April 3, 2005
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George Abbot

A school in Guildford, England. It has a number of buildings, and many of them are haunted. Pikey's also run around the school. The majority of the students are confused and overworked. The 6th formers run around and have fun. The teachers small. Every now any then, something funny happens, and then everything continues as it was.
"What school do you go to?"
"George Abbot."
"Oh right."
"Why?"
"Just asking."
by Daniel Stranger October 9, 2004
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awbot

An awesome robot. Although you don't necessarily need to be a robot, as long as you're awesome & think you're a robot.
Woah, man, Sarah is such an awbot.
by shipwrecksarah May 6, 2008
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Absotrumply

Adverb : Without exception; completely; wholly; entirely, until push comes to shove and just before shit gets real.
I absotrumply will not allow foreign nations to impugn the sovereignty of the United States.
by Wbienek September 3, 2017
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