alibism

Always having an excuse or an alibi for everything.

"I don't have my homework because my turtle ate it"
"Oh, that's just classic alibism!"

by maximoo December 1, 2016

albit einstein

He's wickid smaht.

Albit Einstein is so wickid smaht, he can map the whole entire city of Boston.

by KoreanStar73 October 28, 2014

albino nosebleed

During phalacio a man ejaculates up a girls nose, and the semen slowly drips out creating what looks like a white nosebleed.

"This girls crazy, she actually wanted an albino nosebleed."

by Gresham Prehn January 1, 2009

Albino Monkey

A new, hurtful racial slur towards white people, which isn't because they are hairy like monkeys, but because they look like albino monkeys.

White Racist to Black Guy: "N****r".

Black Guy: *laughs* "At least I'm not an albino monkey"

by JohnDoe123abc March 20, 2013

albino tiger mom

A white mom who puts a lot of pressure on her kids to get perfect SAT scores, play classical piano and avoid any thing in their life that will prevent them from attending an Ivy League school. Basically a white version of an Asian "Tiger Mom".

Girl: So why isn't Chip at the party tonight?
Guy: His mom wouldn't let him; has him doing flash cards of SAT vocabulary words all night. She's an albino tiger mom.

by malice33 February 28, 2016

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

a made up school. used to imply rich people.

where did you go, little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs?

by Zach B. February 11, 2004

albino chupacabra

the cousin of the every day seen chupacabra. a beast known for its raging nipples that can grow to at least 2 feet. the nipples are used as both of a lure and a self defense mechanism. when hungry or erect it will use its nipples to lure in little creatures like bunny's and squirrels, which he/she will attack or fuck to the death.

his gigantic nipple are also a form of self defense. if under attack the albino chupacabra would start swinging his nipple.
(by our studies, it is said that getting hit by a albinos chupacabra is equivalent to getting hit by 2 buses. amazing.)
in addition to swinging his/her nipples wildly. he/she will lactate. causing blindness.

a albino chupacabra is described as a chupacabra with pale white skin, giant nipples, and either a gaping but hole for male or a gagina for the female.

"ohhh god i almost died last night"

"what happened"

"i was attacked by a albino chupacabra"

by dairon December 18, 2008