failed abortion

lol me

ha failed abortion

by GoatedBalls October 30, 2020

Damon Albarn

Dilf from the bands Blur and Gorillaz

he’s British but that’s okay 😽

“ Have you heard of Damon Albarn ? “
“ Yeah , he’s so hot bro his voice in Essex Dogs got me actin’ up bro ! “

by crackerisland June 23, 2023

Oragami Abortion

(noun): A crumpled-up piece of paper that's found lying on the ground in a corner somewhere, rejected, and one's mind starts picking pictures out of it (like finding animals in the clouds, except much more depressing).

"Your oragami abortion looks like a kangaroo," Steph giggled.

by Stepherzzzzzzz May 19, 2009

Aborshgasm

When a woman has an orgasm while she is getting an abortion.

Man:"Hey did you hear Sally had an orgasm the other day while she got an abortion".
Woman:"Oh you mean an aborshgasm".

by Kyle Kick-Ass Kempton August 29, 2010

Self-abort

To kill yourself - the ultimate abort

I was so embarrassed that I wanted to self-abort.

by 4dm1n December 18, 2008

abortion punch

A swift, decisive punch to the abdomen. Should the individual be pregnant, it would most likely cause a spontaneous abortion.

An abortion punched must be 'called out' so that is fair game. Much like the ball tag and cooter cudgel.

Nolan: I abortion punched that pregnant girl so hard her baby shot out at 65 miles per hour and killed that Vietnam war widow!

by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005

Abortion

Yeetus the feetus

Hey mom i had a A-bort-ion abortion

by Dumb beeeech November 23, 2020