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Alberta

Oil, cows, and redneck politicians? But cold? Must be Alberta.
by Echelon September 9, 2005
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Alberta

As close to being American as a Canadian can get.
What do you mean Cletus is from Alberta? I thought he was a Texan!
by Transuranic Arquebus January 23, 2019
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Alberta tongue twister

When you and your best bud perform fellatio on each other in the washroom of a Tim Hortons restaurant.
After the Flames game tonight wanna stop by Timmy's for a quick Alberta tongue twister?
by John Moneybags January 20, 2019
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alperton community school

A shit school where the mandem always get sent to plc cah sum supply teacher snitched to the head of year. Also dere are bare skets dere as well who open there pussy for all everyone. If ur tryna come alperton for the gyal dem, dont cah most of dem r butters. And our head teacher mr mckenna has some duty breath blud. Always coming right next to u and bare breathing in ur face. Dat ute needs to bake blud
Ewww u man go alperton community school you can tell it's shit cause it has "nitty" in it's name "Alperton commu- nity sch"
by AnonymousUte June 29, 2020
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Alberta Chili Bowl

In the middle of anal sex with a female, pull out and proceed to vomit in the gaping ass hole. Once done vomiting continue the anal sex until climax. The sludgy mess that escapes her rear afterwards provides your chili bowl with its contents.
"Dude, your room smells terrible."
"Yeah, gave this bitch an Alberta chili bowl last night, it got everywhere."
by Bigcoopdogg November 16, 2012
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Albertosaurus

Albertosaurus (/ælˌbɜ rtəˈsɔ rəs/; meaning "Alberta lizard") is a genus of tyrannosaurid theropod dinosaur that lived in western North America during the Late Cretaceous Period, about 70 million years ago. The type species, Albertosaurus sarcophagus, was apparently restricted in range to the modern-day Canadian province of Alberta, after which the genus is named. Scientists disagree on the content of the genus, with some recognizing Gorgosaurus libratus as a second species.

As a tyrannosaurid, Albertosaurus was a bipedal predator with tiny, two-fingered hands and a massive head that had dozens of large, sharp teeth. It may have been at the top of the food chain in its local ecosystem. While Albertosaurus was large for a theropod, it was much smaller than its larger and more famous relative Tyrannosaurus rex, growing nine to ten meters long and possibly weighing less than 2 metric tons.
Since the first discovery in 1884, fossils of more than 30 individuals have been recovered, providing scientists with a more detailed knowledge of Albertosaurus anatomy than is available for most other tyrannosaurids. The discovery of 26 individuals at one site provides evidence of pack behaviour and allows studies of ontogeny and population biology, which are impossible with lesser-known dinosaurs.
by WhoDatFreshBoi November 10, 2018
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Keaton Albertson

An egotistical blogger of juvenile criminality, asocial acts, and childish violence. Someone of complete disregard for humanity, cultural norms, or property.
"Keaton Albertson is a Tucker Max wannabe. His blogs aren't even that funny."

"What's not funny about shitting inside someone's sleeping bag? Tucker Max only shit on some drunk girl's floor."
by mantidae July 6, 2009
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